Megan Decker

sometimes I'm witty.

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

main source of joy is this guy who frantically guesses what color the paint is going to be

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

Toxic trait: going too hard on the chips and salsa before my food arrives

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

Obama on call-out culture is such an anthem for our times.

[Megan Decker @_megandecker]

@miaa_schrauf @yashar @tianaweatherby @eMSchrauf Not a chance

[Megan Decker @_megandecker]

@baileyraeb DEFINITELY A HIGH

[Bryan Leblanc @bryan_leblanc]

This is just a bear... being a good citizen.

[Megan Decker @_megandecker]

@A_BEAZY4 @BenBrust Kinda feel like I should get half credit for this because I remember saying something similar. But it’s fine.

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

me criminal minds
🤝

looking for a
white male in
his mid-to-late
20s

[Megan Decker @_megandecker]

@A_BEAZY4 This is a bad tweet

[Megan Decker @_megandecker]

@hippiericks @betsy_lynn94 Currently on season 2 of my 193794th rewatch

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

I AM UNWELL

[Megan Decker @_megandecker]

@baileyraeb @KaylaLewin sound familiar?

[Megan Decker @_megandecker]

The only correct answer is Mr. Brightside..all others are irrelevant.

[Soren Bowie @Soren_Ltd]

What’s the most inexhaustible song you love every single time you hear it without any sign of fatigue?

NOTE: please don’t use this as an opportunity to show off your Cool Taste™. Genuine answers only.

[Megan Decker @_megandecker]

Happy Canada Day to @ShawnMendes only.

[Megan Decker @_megandecker]

@A_BEAZY4 WOWWWW this is ACCURATE

[Shawn Mendes @ShawnMendes]

LoveBug Jbros is still in my top 5

[Megan Decker @_megandecker]

While tailgating at Miller Park: A young man, who has forgotten a grill approaches us, and asks, and I quote “do you mind if we slap our meat on your grill?” That’s it. That’s the whole story.

[Megan Decker @_megandecker]

@_torii16 These are PRETTY

[walmart brand chris evans @BennyWillard]

If she doesn’t remember texting 242-242 to ask ChaCha questions then she is too young for u bro