✨🖤Meg🖤✨

Your favorite Emo educator & limb different babe.

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

Teaching littles is full of yuck like boogers, barf, open mouthed coughs and sometimes a surprise head smooch (not a yuck, per se, but I was unprepared).

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

I made more in passive income today than I did at my daily teaching rate 🙃

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

Going out with other single people makes me sad. Going out with my married friends makes me feel like I missed a milestone. I can’t win.

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

Things that warmed my heart today:
•“Sing that again Ms. Crossett!” (It was Smashmouth)
•”MS. 👏CROSS👏ETT👏 being chanted by the entire grade at recess just because

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

I love that all the GLP1 advice videos feature foods & routines I’ve used consistently since my thyroid went to shit. I really hope this works. I’m tired of not being able to look at myself without cringing.

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

Nurse giving me my flu shot: *shakes shoulders and arm aggressively* relax your arm

Me: I thought I was!

Stress is a constant, thank you.

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

My dad and his buddy are both 70 and coming to do handyman work for me because I ain’t got no man. Im so thankful for them 😭💖

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

My MacBook died. I don’t have $1000 to dump into a new device right now so I just bought an iPad off of eBay. Tell me why I’m scared I’m going to get scammed?

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

A student thought my name was Ms. Crossword today. It was adorable.

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

Maybe it’s because Obama was the first president I was able to vote for & I’m sentimental, but the man’s speaking makes me feel so assured.

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

Why the fuck does my brain see a greasy, long haired man with biceps and a guitar and go “that’s the one”? STOP IT.

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

I’ve got at least 12 mosquito bites on my ankle and I think I’m going to lose my mind. Thanks, camping.

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

I’m very ready to see my kids again and meet my new class but omg adults and working in a field that is politicized is stressful.

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

Me: I’m so relaxed. I’ve been making all of this cute stuff for my classroom. I still have 3 weeks left of vacation. 🥰

School: Your classroom is ready.

Me: *anxietyyyyyy while cutting bulletin board border* 😭

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

Time to re-watch New Girl for the hundredth time because the real world (United States) is very scary atm (consistently since Obama left office) and I can’t sleep 🙃✌️

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

My dudes, America is crumbling. The 4th was yesterday. I listened to neighbors set off fireworks for 12 hours. My dog won’t go potty outside during fireworks. Please. Stop. I can’t afford another vet bill 😭.

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

I’m with him though, honestly.

[DSM Police Scanner 🎆 @ScannerDSM]

“A male told us to shut down all the fireworks in the city and we told him we’re working on it”

#4thInDSM

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

Joe Biden just buffered for a solid beat. Oh, this is so bad.

[✨🖤Meg🖤✨ @_MeganEli]

I just want to see my favorites play live music, but everyone avoids Iowa. Come here @fever333 @maydayparade @themaine