Meggnog

One part panic • Two parts disco✨

[Meggnog @_meganelizz]

Ice is just croutons for beverages bye

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Not my mom absolutely DESTROYING me with this text while she prepares to sell my childhood home 😭😭😭

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@j_czop That’s one secret I’ll never tell💋

[Meggnog @_meganelizz]

Growing up is realizing that the “secret” in any secret sauce is just mayonnaise.

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@j_czop Deal xoxo gopissgirl <3

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I just love seeing women thrive in male-dominated roles like for example this morning my sleep paralysis demon was a woman and I just love that for her like yesssss girlie do your thang!🥰🥰

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@times___up LOL no🥲💔

[Meggnog @_meganelizz]

I've been through 8 states in the past
3 days and I am here to report that
America does not, in fact, run on
Dunkin.

[Meggnog @_meganelizz]

@megh_wright I am 28 hours late I’m sorry

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Any bar is a karaoke bar if you sing loud enough

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@Ashley_MTurner Dude I am DYING lmao

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I haven’t gotten a comment from a fake sugar daddy on one of my Venmo payments in a while and I have to say, I’m a little offended.

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Manifesting not ever seeing another ad for one of those workout skorts

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@Ashley_MTurner The biggest, the softest, and the GOOIEST!!!!

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Crying because I’m not at a Waffle House rn😔

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I just want a big fat fucking sandwich

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@broccoli_robz LOL I mean like I said… I agree, makes sense

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@broccoli_robz Ooooh I agree, that makes sense. I’m enfp :-)

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@broccoli_robz I’m assuming you’ve done 16 Personalities then? Tell me who you are pls

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@notameanda I would luv that💖