Megan Powell 🍉

Nerd. Sorry. (she/her)

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

top 0.5% Ashnikko and top 0.5% HOT TO GO! I love my queer icons

[🧛‍♀️ @glampirelestat]

me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately
me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness
me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

@Virginia_Brasch In race culture it’s almost expected for the winner to grab their kids from the side and cross the finish with them. Races are still split by sex for title, so shes taking home the womens win regardless. I’m surprised she wouldn’t grab them for the picture tbh

[Max @mxwfx]

This August it will be ten years since Palestinians were tweeting at people in Ferguson telling them how to deal with teargas

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

girlies posting theories about the royals on twitter is the new whispering in the servants quarters

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

weird point of my covid infection where I’m hesitant to go out to buy toilet paper but my work policy says I’m supposed to be on-site tomorrow

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

@p_armario release the bad games from the secret folder

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

I would never rate a delivery driver bad but homie just rang my upstairs neighbors’ doorbell and woke up their baby when I literally said “basement, please don’t ring bell”

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

actually I’m proud of this year

[THE TWILIGHT SAGA 🍎 @Twilight]

billy, where the hell have you been, loca!?

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

the feminine urge to play car wash symmetra on first point volskaya

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

my brain wasted a rare dream I remember on this site being renamed Twitter

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

shopping for business wear and accidentally reading the “p” on the size as pence and not petite like I’m possessed by a London newspaper boy from 1900

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

I love being the frigid bitch of the family 😘

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

to the guy that suggested I clean the concrete curb my dog peed on: ???

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

it makes me so sad to look at former colleagues titles now and realize basically no one less than the corporate level has been promoted in YEARS like omg

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

my god now they want to get into the habit of switching seats annually for “fun” kill me

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

having the entire office switch seats is the fastest way to speedrun me getting into workplace conflict

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

I just want to be left alone in a corner

[Megan Powell 🍉 @_meganjayne]

8 years of taking my meds at the same time every single day and I still just walked in and out of the kitchen forgetting why I went in literally six (6) times