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[🎀 @16lee_]

prem football coming back and the streets (me) are saying manchester united are winning the league

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[m @_mekkii]

City had one job… I’m acc going to be sick

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

It would’ve actually been so chic if they just… hadn’t given Andie a romance subplot at all

[m @_mekkii]

Did Bruno get the assist?!

[g @34rths]

If I'm already so nostalgic at 23 what will I do when I'm 70

[julia @juumelo_]

we literally live in a dystopian world where beautiful girls are forced to use excel

[mimii @mimiitalksss]

All-nighters after the age of 23

[m @_mekkii]

I’m going to have to hang my padel racket up after today’s performance…

[$ @jxtsummer]

unfortunately I won't shoot my shot but you look good though

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Walking alone through a foreign city at night and realizing how far you’ve come has to be a top 3 peak moment of all time

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

tweeting but this is my audience

[m @_mekkii]

Dear influencers,

STOP SAYING A FOOD SPOT IS IN MANCHESTER WHEN IT’S IN OLDHAM!!!!!!

[Raza @alirazah]

All you’re seeing right now is a result of our elders keeping the traditions of azadari alive

[m @_mekkii]

LMAO the fool bent over for America just to be dismissed

[Iran Observer @IranObserver0]

⚡️BREAKING

Trump rejects Reza Pahlavi:

'He is a nice guy but I am looking for someone from within Iran who is popular'

[-🪬🇵🇸 @kshmirix]

don’t be surprised if u hear a shriek in the next few weeks