Tom

real g's move in silence like lasagna

[Noah Syndergaard @Noahsyndergaard]

Truth is a dish best served Barkley

[Tom @_meland_]

@Forbes Fuck me up, joe

[Tom @_meland_]

@Forbes How is it a bad thing for a store, to sell out of product? They made Gwap off the pandemic lol. Why would anyone feel bad for a grocery store??

[Labatt Blue Light @LabattUSA]

Introducing Labatt City Taps! We’re running lines and paying fines as part of this exciting new initiative. Look for a tap on a wall near you!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

MIGGY GOES YARD IN THE SNOW ❄️❄️

#OpeningDay | (via @MLB)

[Tom @_meland_]

@Noahdipo12 On my back doe

[Tom @_meland_]

@Noahdipo12 Bag of fun bugs would do the trick man

[Tom @_meland_]

Anyone like fifa? I have a download code for fifa 21 ps4 and I don't play, sellin cheap

[Tom @_meland_]

@devinnotbooker @Noahdipo12 duuuuuude

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Filed to ESPN: Dolphins trading No. 3 overall pick to the San Francisco 49ers for the No. 12 pick, a 2021 third-round pick (SF’s comp pick for Robert Saleh hiring) and first-round picks in 2022 and 2023, per sources.

Blockbuster deal with massive ramifications for years to come.

[Tom @_meland_]

Formula 420 will take engine oil off your hands better than it works on bongs in case you needed to know

[Tom @_meland_]

Girls will hate on fantasy football parties and then all get together and sell each other dildos for commission lol

[Tom @_meland_]

Those 7-9pm naps bite me in the ass every time

[Tom @_meland_]

@tserbs It's just you!

[Tom @_meland_]

We're all just products of our environment

[Bills Mafia of Kazakhstan @BillsKazakhstan]

@SportsCenter У меня есть похожее приспособление, чтобы мои яки не сбились с пути. Яки-воры на каждом углу.

[Tom @_meland_]

@BuffaloBills @MongoFeliciano @ImagineStaffing Yall already get your stimmy? Good lord

[Tom @_meland_]

@WGR550 Lee evans!!!

[Tom @_meland_]

Gator needs his gat back you punk ass bitch