Melissa Jayne

Marketer | Recruiter | Blogger.
She/her.
Cat 🐈 & snek 🐍 mama.
Avid GIF user.

[Melissa Jayne @_meli_jayne]

Seriously, girls, what's the secret??! 😂😂

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@slowze_ Bonus lesson: apparently people don't like it when you point out their stupidity either... 😬😬🤣🤣

[Melissa Jayne @_meli_jayne]

Can anyone recommend any good eBook platforms where you don't have to pay a subscription?

[Dr madame économiste @FeliciaOdamtten]

The U.K. didn’t do lockdown properly so the world has locked us down by force lmaooo.

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@GraceBeeUK Ha! I guess there is always a silver lining, yes!

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@GraceBeeUK Haha that's what my OH said. Apparently eyes are an "entry point" so I'm 50% less likely to catch it through my eyeballs 🙃🙃

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@GraceBeeUK Yes. Like battery acid. But not for very long. Either it evaporated quickly or the copious amounts of tears my eye started producing must have flushed it out 🤷🏻‍♀️😂😂

[Lucy @LMAsaysno]

me and my husband telling each other the jokes out the crackers on Christmas Day after spending every single hour of every single day together since March

[Melissa Jayne @_meli_jayne]

@life_withrach I like desserts plain. No custard, no cream, no ice cream; plain.

Apple strudel, sticky toffee pudding, chocolate fudge cake... I eat them all plain 😊

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@sophiehenson__ If it's with Chinese food, a prawn cracker is the correct utensil.

[Melissa Jayne @_meli_jayne]

@emmyymayy 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ I found my diary a couple of weeks ago in the box I brought home after I cleared out my desk from my old job...

April 4th, it's all blank! 😭😭😭😭😭

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@GraceBeeUK Haha I'm not joking, was absolutely savage!! 🙈

I don't think the latest headlines are making it easier... people panic buying too!

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Dear NHS, can't we just put people like this on a blacklist?

[Holly✰ @hollyflint_x]

I actually can’t get my head round that some people wont go and see their family on Christmas day just cause Borris said so🤣🤣

[gabriella ⭐️ @velvetgh0st]

To anybody who needs this today, don’t join an mlm

[Melissa Jayne @_meli_jayne]

@Lollalong Absolutely! I'm rooting for you gal! You can do it 😊💪🏽

[Melissa Jayne @_meli_jayne]

Tell me one positive thing that's happened to you this year or something you are proud of.

We need to spread our own positivity!

I bought my wedding dress this year.

Go! 👇🏽👇🏽

[Melissa Jayne @_meli_jayne]

Boris: "East of England are now tier 4"

#Norfolk & #Suffolk:

[Melissa Jayne @_meli_jayne]

@Lollalong That's amazing! Writing a novel, wow how exciting!!! 🤩

[Melissa Jayne @_meli_jayne]

@HannahSpragooey YES!!! Yes you are all of those things and so much more!!!

I am so proud of you! You are in charge of your own happiness, I'm thrilled to hear you are owning it!!!