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🐾 Rajah & Jenna 💜 🧬 Science, Save Our Society

[Meli🍯🐝 @_melijuana]

Thank God for oui'd. Time to love and light

[Meli🍯🐝 @_melijuana]

@charlieINTEL @ItzTheJudge

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: Jurassic Park and Peaky Blinders star Sam Neill has died aged 78.

[Meli🍯🐝 @_melijuana]

@GamewithDave

[Meli🍯🐝 @_melijuana]

@MrBeast 2,500,001 pennies

[GOG.COM @GOGcom]

Even if a game vanishes from the GOG storefront, it never leaves your library.

Exactly as digital ownership ought to be.

[VarsityGaming @VarsityGamingTV]

You'll no longer be able to buy event packs with renown.

I have ZERO understanding how this will "protect the economy" other than forcing players to spend more real money.

[Meli🍯🐝 @_melijuana]

Not even 5 months old and already pondering the purpose of life

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

Xbox has delayed the release of Fable until February 2027.

[Synth Potato🥔 @SynthPotato]

If you haven’t played The Witcher 3, play it.

If you haven’t replayed it in a long time, it’s time for a replay.

This game is still as phenomenal as it was back in 2015, it has aged like fine wine and you are missing out on the greatest RPG ever if you are still avoiding it.

[Meli🍯🐝 @_melijuana]

Never enjoyed smooshing a bug so much. Not my tomato plant!

[Meli🍯🐝 @_melijuana]

Sheeeeeesh, been on Spotify since February 2014

[Meli🍯🐝 @_melijuana]

Dude is TWENTY POUNDS at 4 months. Breast milk doing it's thing 💪

[Meli🍯🐝 @_melijuana]

Can't wait to make another one 🥰

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

In 2020, a Stockholm University lab mixed sperm and egg fluid from 16 couples in a dish. Some men's sperm got pulled toward the fluid much harder than others. And in half the cases, the egg picked a stranger's sperm over the partner's.

The egg releases a chemical bait. Sperm carry tiny smell sensors on their heads that pick up that bait. When the smell matches, the sperm speeds up and swims straight at the egg. When it doesn't, the sperm slows down or loses its line. The lead researcher, John Fitzpatrick, called it a chemical breadcrumb trail.

The sperm race is mostly a myth. A man releases around 100 million sperm at a time. Only about 250 ever reach the egg. The rest die along the way. The vagina is acidic and kills most of them. The cervix makes thick mucus that traps them like flypaper. The womb's immune system attacks them as foreign invaders. And half of the survivors pick the wrong fallopian tube, because only one of the two tubes has the egg in it.

By the time anyone even gets close, the race is already over. Then the egg picks.

The egg is selecting for immune-system genes. The more different the father's immune genes are from the mother's, the wider the range of diseases their child can fight off later. So the egg favors sperm that bring more genetic diversity.

Fitzpatrick thinks this could explain some of the 30% of infertility cases doctors label "unexplained." For some couples, their bodies just don't chemically match, even when everything else does.

Out of 100 million sperm, your father's chemistry was the one the egg agreed to let in. Which means all of us are, in some way, the quiet outcome of a chemistry test no one studied for.

[Meli🍯🐝 @_melijuana]

3 month old Donovan 🥰

[Meli🍯🐝 @_melijuana]

I miss him being in there, but it's nice to meet him 🥰 baby Donovan arrived 1/11. Birth sucked and I almost died but we're finally home and doing good 💙

[Meli🍯🐝 @_melijuana]

Becoming a mom has forced me to find a whole new level of innovation. Like my son was screaming his head off so I set him down because OMG. I turned the vacuum on and he stopped screaming and now is knocked tf out without evening needing me there. #MomWin #AreHashtagsStillAThing

[Meli🍯🐝 @_melijuana]

@fable @ItzTheJudge

[Sebastian™ @Azariel91]

And he had the NERVE to look back at her as he was walking away, like “AND DID. Bitch”😂😭

[Meli🍯🐝 @_melijuana]

@Colliena_ Lmao saaaame. Such good times man

[Meli🍯🐝 @_melijuana]

You're the WORST teammate @Colliena_

[Meli🍯🐝 @_melijuana]

@dareful_ @Colliena_ Lmao naaaaaah my shot was straight on and she made it straight on me