Melissa Hill

alcohol & junk food enthusiast

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

I literally only tweet anymore when I want a debate settled lol

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

Watching the trails of Gabriel Fernandez...do you agree with the death penalty?...just curious because I know there are people who are all for it but also people who are against it (it won’t show who voted what!) just generally wanting to know what everyone thinks

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

Current dinner debate: ladies, do you sit on the toilet seat in public bathrooms? Just like a normal place, not like a dive bar in the city. (Also remember this doesn’t show who voted what so please vote so we can settle this)

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

When you go to eat your chicken sandwich you ordered from @Wawa and it has steak on it instead...Day ruined 😅

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

If you thought your day was bad, at least you weren’t this person who texted me this morning...

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

I feel personally attacked

[✨90% PASSIONFRUIT PLEASER✨ @_KAY_DADDY]

If you don’t like sushi and have no valid reason why. You’re childish. Chicken tenders and fries ass nigga

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

I literally know nothing about makeup or about James Charles or Tati but what I don’t get is why everyone isn’t talking about how an almost 40 year old woman made a 40minute long video calling out a 19 year old boy...like am I the only one that finds that weird and immature or???

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

Growing up in a middle class family: Watching my dad insist on taking apart my mini desk fan to fix the motor instead of just buying a whole new one...

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

My boss is doing weight watchers and y’all, a SINGLE slice of cheese is 4 points...which to put into prospective, she only gets 24 points per day...like that shit is crazy. I literally go home and eat like 3 pieces of cheese for a snack 😂

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

@kaylaboe Hahaha omg yes, so weird! 😂

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

Y’all, if you love HGTV and all things home like I do, then you NEED to follow my cousin on Instagram...her house and style is to dieeee for 😍

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

The @jtimberlake to my @britneyspears 💕

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

I don’t follow many celebs on Instagram but I’ll be damned if I don’t follow Lizzie McGuire, @HilaryDuff , whatever.

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

Does anyone’s family actually park their cars in their garage...or do they just store junk in it????

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

Looking through old pics and lord Jesus @jackie_maginnis we better thank the lord above for puberty 😂😂 talk about a #glowup

[taylor tant @tayyylahhhtant]

that feeling when you've been laying out on the beach all day and then take a shower before u go to dinner and ur skins all tan & healthy and u throw on a sundress and ur eating out on the water as the sun sets yeah I'm ready for that

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

Oh god who thought it was a good idea to give my 8 year old niece a cell phone....🙃

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

Does anyone else randomly go on venmo hoping to find money that you forgot someone gave you??😅

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

@jackie_maginnis https://t.co/e2bRv62ZjJ

[Melissa Hill @_melissahill]

@_magwalk Oh sweet Jesus