Melissa Noel

• bgsu alum • My last name is not pronounced like the Christmas carol.

[Melissa Noel @_melsa_]

Girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money

[Alex Clippinger @Aclippinger]

@jailedamanda "Em dashes are a sign that it's AI" I am walking into the sea

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[Lucas Meyer 🎙️ @meyer_lucas]

@netflix

[Melissa Noel @_melsa_]

Go BNoel 😁🏀💚 @bnoel811

[Dick Vitale @DickieV]

My VBDI WEEKLY WINNERS ! They were #awesomebaby @VandyMBB @IndianaMBB @StanfordMBB @WSU_MBB @UVAMensHoops

[Melissa Noel @_melsa_]

@wilsonjenna_ Hazel 🥰

[Alexander 23 @alexander23]

my new years resolush is to slay even more

[Melissa Noel @_melsa_]

@paigeee45 Meanwhile, I am shadow on the couch.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

outlook: I'm the most powerful office tool ever made. I can search every email you've ever received and keep track of the meetings you have six months from now

me: I would like to still view an attachment after someone replies to the email

outlook: [confused hissing]

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

*me sitting like a cooked shrimp* why does my back hurt

[molly @molllllusk]

“how to make friends as an adult” I don’t want new friends I want my old friends in the same place as me

[I am @mackio_]

America is terrifying.

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

Please every one know who you're going to kiss when the clock strikes midnight on September 30th
when we enter the new Fiscal Year

[Barstool BGSU @BarstoolBG]

Incase you missed the most violent punt block of all time https://t.co/8LAud2nJzL

[Kroger @kroger]

SO IT’S ACTUALLY JUST KROGER, NOT KROGERS. TURNS OUT THERE HAS NEVER BEEN AN S.

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

cats have the right idea: wake up and scream your little face off until the world gives you what you need

[BriAnne 🌸💕 @brihindthescene]

when people talk about how they can’t drink caffeine like 6+ hours before bed because they’d be so wired i always thought it was SO weird because i could drink it up until the minute i went to sleep and have no issues and i never felt *wired* and then i learned i have adhd

[[email protected] why not @rebeccawatson]

In the US, teachers buy their own chalk while cops get Captain America shields to protect themselves from women who want healthcare

[maddy weinberg @weinandcheez]

she’s a 10 but she has no money and no prospects. she’s already a burden to her parents. and she’s frightened.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment