Mel

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[Mel @_melsartor]

Cried on my way home from work thinking about how much love I have for myself and how proud I am of how far I’ve come. Safe to say we’re going out of 2024 on a high note.

[Mel @_melsartor]

@TilapiaJack I’m pretty much on the same page - shows or to catch up with friends I haven’t see in a while. It always just feels like the same shit on a different day any time I do venture out. 😅 I don’t understand how people do it every single weekend.

[Mel @_melsartor]

Who the fuck am I not going out even ONCE on a 4 day weekend & being beyond okay with that?! I just love my sweet, little, geriatric life. 🥹

[Mel @_melsartor]

@ValentinaForUSA @elonmusk No confusion on your identity - you’re definitely 100% cunt.

[Mel @_melsartor]

@TilapiaJack I feel so well rested 😭🤣

[Mel @_melsartor]

The Disney hug rule - but with my dog every time she needs a cuddle

[Mel @_melsartor]

The studio hasn’t had power since the storm, but you can still catch me flipping the light switch of every fucking room I walk into 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Mel @_melsartor]

“Her mama shoulda named her Jo - Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Nuh” 🤣☠️

[Mel @_melsartor]

Evil people doing evil shit, then getting what they deserve only to turn around & play the victim card is wildddddd. No one’s coming to your pity party, baby girl. You made your own bed. Sweet dreams now. 😘

[Mel @_melsartor]

Anybody else snooze their birth control alarm 5x a day (even if it’s easily accessible) for no good reason or is that just a me problem?

[Mel @_melsartor]

It’s so funny that as a kid I had the most horrifying nightmares about the scariest of shit & now as an adult - I just have nightmares about petty stuff - like not taking my contacts out before I fall asleep.

[Mel @_melsartor]

If my lips taste a little salty - know I tried my best not to be. You should have seen the poison I wrung outta me.

[Mel @_melsartor]

If God is making the calls,
then God must be irony's roommate.
'Cause the day that I'm finally ready,
I'm scared that I feel like I'm too late.

[Mel @_melsartor]

Still thinking about the delivery guy leaving the Catholic school that I had to take 1st Communion pics for today. He stopped me as I was walking in & said “Yo!…. Why are there a bunch of little girls in wedding dresses in there?!” 😳 👀

Highlight of my day. 👌🏼

[Mel @_melsartor]

Not my new neighbor coming over to tell me how chill him & his wife are - just for her to not even 5 seconds later - come out on the back porch & passive aggressively yell at him for not making dinner yet…This was our 1st interaction ever.

But yeah. Y’all seem super cool. 🤷🏼‍♀️😅

[Mel @_melsartor]

Can you imagine how terrifying a brain freeze would be if you didn’t know what was going on?

[Mel @_melsartor]

I can’t relate to having a heart like that —
all your wonder & your trust intact

[Mel @_melsartor]

This is your life, there’s no way to run from it- the doubt in your brain or the pain in your stomach.

[Mel @_melsartor]

Trying to keep yourself present in the moment while your brain is desperately trying to disassociate to safeguard you from pain must be one of the most mentally exhausting tasks.

[Mel @_melsartor]

Fought against the giants
you can call her King Arthur
If she ever silent just know
that you really harmed her