Harshit Gupta

i am a man of fortune and i must seek my fortune

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Online classes are slowly becoming like an episode of Dora the explorer. The teacher asks a question, waits for like 10 seconds, then answers it themselves and moves on.

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@bismilhamza @CMShehbaz Janab khud Australia rhte h

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Sorry i forgot to text you back, but I also forgot to eat today if that makes you feel better.

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I know the feeling

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I wanna show the pump

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Your legs can reach upon somebody's son's shoulder very fast but when it's time to put those legs on treadmill. You start to complain.
No.. wait don't scroll I am talking to you only!!!!

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Your legs can reach upon somebody's som shoulder very fast but when it's time to put those legs on treadmill. You start to complain.
No.. wait don't scroll I am talking to you only!!!!

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To anyone who didn't get a good morning texts from their boyfriends.

Rise and shine gorgeous.

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Females get out of relationships and start posting stuff like "she was a rainbow and he was colourblind"

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I asked my uber driver to take a u turn but woh "nimuda nimuda"

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So you can breathe but not text back on time?

Say less girl.

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Never marry a guy named harsh,
Uske saath aapko puri zindagi sangharsh karna padhega.

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Girls be apologising when they sneeze but not when they are wrong

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So tell me ladies, do y'all have a personality or are you just a bunch of Taylor swift lyrics glued together?

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So tell ladies, y'all have a personality or are you just a bunch of Taylor swift lyrics glued together?

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Just because someone is flirting with love doesn't mean you are attractive.
When you are hungry even cabbage is delicious.

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I hate the talking stage let's go straight to honeymoon, and you can tell me your favourite color in the plane.

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Women be so busy until they start liking you. Like mam where did your job go?

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So ladies what's harder,
Parallel parking or talking to one guy only.

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The purpose of a message is to get reply within minutes if I wanted to wait I'd send you the letter through a f**king pigeon instead.

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I hate texting, come over here so that I can cut some mangoes for you