𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

Monday = मानसिक त्रास

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

Her KARANJI over any KARANJI!

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

When I’m still recovering from the weekend, and my manager comes in all hyped up with motivational talk in the Monday Morning.

Le Me:

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

Ek baar arrange marriage ke baad honeymoon pe chala jaaun uske baad to #ASH hi #ASH hai..

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

#IndiaPakistanWar

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

Damnn, your so good in this from where did you learn??

Me:-

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

To anyone I offended in 2024,
Make sure you work on yourself so I don't have to do it again in 2025🥂

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

Office me Team ki meeting lena,
ACCHI BAAT HAI…
Lekin, Meeting me team ki lena…
Ye to sahi nahi hai..
शुभ रात्री 🫡😮‍💨

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

Every new day in my life be like:

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

30% tax on 15+lpa is brutal.
You pay this much tax on income itself and you get overcrowded trains, roads without footpaths, dust and pollution wala environment while you see unworthy people getting subsidies and tax free incomes.

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

New tax rates in the new tax regime

0-3lakh - Nil
3-7 lakh -5%
7-10 lakh -10%
10-12 lakh -15%
12- 15lakh -20%
Above 15Lakh -30%

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

New tax rates in the new tax regime

0-3lakh - Nil
3-7 lakh -5%
7-10 lakh -10%
10-12 lakh -15%
12- 15lakh -20%
Above 15Lakh -30%

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

The Jordan I wanted vs Jordan I’m becoming..
#ROCKSTAR

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

"Dukh dard toh aata jaata rahega, par khush rehne ki acting nahi rukni chahiye”✨

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

Dhal gaya din ho gayi shaam
kal jaana padega office aur karna padega kaam..

[Zeenat Dar @zeedee93]

@vijaita Madam, Pulwama happened a few KMs from where you are standing. Nation lost 40 Soldiers.They started stopping traffic after that. I am sure as elite Dpty Editor of The Hindu you understand. Have patience. Just Enjoy the beauty and salute the soldiers we do that evryday. Jai Hind🇮🇳

[BJP @BJP4India]

“Ye award to banta hai!” 😂 🏆

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

@zoo_bear @DelhiPolice @narendramodi @LtGovDelhi I want Salman khan to drive on this road 😂

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

SI Manoj Tomar is a hero, he has done nothing wrong, he was just trying to clear the road so that common people don't face inconvenience..

He didn't do it for himself, he did his duty honestly & I'm proud of him. I'm sure he will be back to duty soon!!

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

Na Chocolate Day, Na Rose Day, Na Propose Day or na #ValentinesDay
Corporate life me hai sirf…..

#Target De

#Report De

#Login De

#Mail ka revert De

#Abhi k abhi de

#Nahi ho raha to resign De

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

Happy Republic Day 🧡🤍💚
#गणतंत्र_दिवस_२०२४

[𝗡 𝗔 𝗦 𝗧 𝗬 𝗬_𝗡 𝗘 𝗘 𝗟 @_memer_hu_]

Dear Hindus,whatever ur witnessing around yourselves since last few days,be extremely proud, unapologetic & feel absolutely blessed about it, this is once in a life time moment so cherish it to the fullest, have never seen us so united Right from the North to South, East to West.