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Yeah, I've got drip.

That post-nasal drip.

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The super bowl is the only time most Americans interact with roman numerals in a year

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Turns out getting carjacked isn't as great as it sounds.

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I think my most toxic trait is thinking that I can fix everything

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Wait, the Binding of Isaac isn't about BDSM?

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If I have to watch another fucking Liberty Mutual ad I'm going to lose my fucking mind

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We're not fuck buddies, but we are buddies fuckin

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Warm regards?

How about some hot regards

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Who up waxing they crescent?

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I hope the janitors at the Tillamook Creamery are well paid

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Head game like a solder sucker

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Closeted heterosexuality

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Is the fucking around worth the finding out?

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The Men I Trust cover band called Farts I Trust

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Thinking about Plato's allegory of Her Cave

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Getting upset for not getting a response to a text I never sent.

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If i marry a midwife, is that only half a marriage?

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Shout out to Diameter, my favorite Greek God

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If I get one more fucking message from team snapchat, I'm gonna lose it

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I wanna bust fast so we can cuddle longer.