merf

Deportes, salud, valores familiares y publicaciones de mierda. Just a guy with nothing socially, but everything and all he needs, otherwise.

[merf @_merf__]

@Grummz Wonder what kind of revenue per month destiny 2 made on console. Had to be 5-10 million average

[merf @_merf__]

@Grummz I think its a pre alpha trailer they forgot to put the mastectomy scars on those tiddies on that angel

[merf @_merf__]

@GameSpot …To Pizza Company’s Tweet About New Dumb Game* fixed it for you @gamespot if you are in need of a new editor I will entertain your offer.

[merf @_merf__]

Marketing department earmarked 150 million to pre-order tickets to get one last ditch effort to see if they can persuade people on the fence about seeing if it is as bad as the people right about the Disney Star Wars era say it’s going to be

[Christopher Nolan Archives @NolanAnalyst]

I’ve had confirmation that IMAX tickets for THE ODYSSEY will go on sale on June 4, likely between 9 AM and 10 AM PT.

Standard tickets are expected to go on sale on June 9.

[merf @_merf__]

This would also
✅make us trust our current youth more when they get into the workforce
✅kill this “same but different than the last” schtick you guys can’t seem to let go of
✅maybe earn a little bit of the trust back from the player base

[merf @_merf__]

I can fix it for you, erase all those things and just make it.

✅multiplayer and campaign only
✅no micro-transactions or battle passes
✅no cross play
✅no terms of service or code of conduct agreement
✅no ai monitored voice chat
✅when it goes stale in spring map pack $10

[Infinity Ward @InfinityWard]

#MW4

✅ Theater Mode
✅ Classic Perks
✅ Weapon Build Sharing
✅ All-new movement suite
✅ Slide Cancelling
✅ Slide-to-ADS
✅ Sprint & Mantle Assist
✅ Dynamic Kill Block map
✅ Apex Attachments
✅ Gunny weapon build recommender
✅ Destructible Riot Shield
✅ Riot Shield = Field Upgrade
✅ Red dots
✅ Ninja Perk is back
✅ No bloom
✅ Map Voting
✅ Operators & Killstreaks in Loadouts
✅ Equip any Operator, no factions
✅ No more last-gen support
✅ Two Prestige Paths

And more in the tank for later this year ⛽️

https://t.co/ZPI4dV1QZh

[merf @_merf__]

@ChuckFBass Did she master the sandwich though?

[merf @_merf__]

@nyx_040 @ThrryWZ send it to me too

[merf @_merf__]

@trabelleNC1 @AFpost lol article says all women expect more from men now first comment is a women blaming men and demanding they do more stuff for them from gifts to regular maintenance.

[merf @_merf__]

BYO cocaine on vacation just hide it in a jar of weed and no dog will be able to smell the difference

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: TSA now allows medical marijuana on flights — in both carry-on & checked bags.

[merf @_merf__]

Hero

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

MEMPHIS WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER PROMOTING HERSELF TO “WALMART DISTRICT OPERATIONS SUPERVISOR” AND GIVING HERSELF FREE GROCERIES FOR 5 MONTHS

MEMPHIS, TN — A Memphis woman was arrested Tuesday after allegedly spending the last five months walking into the Walmart on Germantown Parkway dressed like she owned the place and “approving” her own groceries down to prices usually reserved for yard sales and Shelby County school bake sales.

Police say 34-year-old Tiffany Lamar pulled off the scheme with nothing more than confidence, a fake badge, and the kind of attitude usually only seen from HOA presidents and people who return half-eaten rotisserie chickens.

According to investigators, Tiffany bought a blue Walmart vest off Facebook Marketplace for $7, laminated her own badge at the FedEx Office on Poplar, and labeled herself:

“Tiffany — Regional Checkout Compliance Director”

Which, according to Walmart corporate, is absolutely not a real position. But apparently nobody questioned it because she carried a clipboard and walked fast.

Employees say Tiffany would arrive every Saturday around noon, storm through the front entrance yelling things like:
“Corporate’s watching shrink numbers today!”
before marching directly to self-checkout like she was preparing for battle.

Police say her weekly “executive-level overrides” included:

• 8 frozen Red Baron pizzas marked as “employee morale supplies”
• A 55-inch TV discounted to $3.17 under “bird damage”
• Two air fryers labeled “training equipment”
• A family-size pack of ribs entered as “seasonal inventory loss”
• Three candles marked “emotional support lighting”
• A 24-pack of Dr Pepper rung up as “hydration reimbursement”

Loss prevention officers said Tiffany became increasingly bold over time.

“She started wearing a Bluetooth headset that wasn’t connected to anything,” said one employee. “She’d pause mid-transaction and say stuff like, ‘No, Doug, I don’t care what corporate says, Memphis runs different.’”

Investigators say the scam finally unraveled after an actual store manager noticed Tiffany’s badge also listed her as:
“Assistant Vice President of Frozen Meats.”

Authorities detained her in the parking lot while she was loading 17 reusable bags into a dented Nissan Altima with a drive-out tag from 2022 and a bumper sticker that read:
“Boss Babe Energy.”

When questioned by police, Tiffany reportedly insisted she was “basically management spiritually” and claimed she was due for a raise.

She now faces charges including theft, fraud, impersonating an employee, and whatever crime covers putting a rotisserie chicken under “research and development.”

Meanwhile, Memphis residents online have already started calling her:
“The CEO of Self Checkout.”

[merf @_merf__]

“The original movie was better” is this generations “the book is way better than the movie” doesn’t matter whose cast or if you get Christopher “I don’t like movies on tv” Nolan directing it. Exhibit A: https://t.co/0lV4zuCNxS

[merf @_merf__]

The current conflict has cost the USAF 1.7 Somali daycares and counting

[Defence Index @Defence_Index]

🚨🇺🇸 STAGGERING LOSSES: USAF Takes Heavy Hits in Operation Epic Fury.

In the ongoing conflict, the U.S. Air Force is facing mounting losses across multiple critical platforms.

So far, reports indicate:
4 × F-15E Strike Eagle
1 × A-10 Thunderbolt II
1 × E-3 Sentry
2 × KC-135 Stratotanker
2 × C-130 Hercules
17 × MQ-9 Reaper
1× MH-6
📉 Total confirmed losses: 28 aircraft
⚠️ + 8 more critically damaged

This isn’t just numbers, it’s a significant hit to surveillance, refueling, strike, and drone capabilities all at once. The loss of high-value assets like AWACS and tankers raises serious questions about operational risk and air superiority in contested environments.

Bottom line: Even the world’s most powerful air force is not immune to attrition in high-intensity warfare.

Source: Open-source reports / conflict tracking

[merf @_merf__]

Tiger beats him in everything

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The fact that Tiger has 2 DUI arrests and John Daily has zero, is mind blowing.

I would have lost that bet for sure.

[merf @_merf__]

@Ford I can save you a bunch of money if you want? (Whispers)“Nobody is going to buy $30k electric cars either.”

[merf @_merf__]

@TommiPedruzzi AI

[merf @_merf__]

@heynavtoor Ai

[merf @_merf__]

Tired Sony engineer, “It’s been 8 years and the ps5 buttons all still break after a week!

Sony zoomer engineer “make the controller an I pad but different”

[Hunter 🎮 @NextGenPlayer]

Sony patents adaptive touch PlayStation controller with no physical buttons

“The controller accepts input via adaptive virtual buttons that are not fixed to any positions and instead work based on how the user holds it”

▶️ https://t.co/TaK3jHcsMA

[merf @_merf__]

I’m going home to file my taxes right now so my wife doesn’t yell at me for buying some 400$ Kirkland dunks

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 COSTCO JUST DROPPED THE KIRKLAND x NIKE SB DUNK SHOE IN STORES TODAY - AND PEOPLE CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S REAL

Costco randomly did a surprise drop of its Kirkland Signature x Nike SB Dunk collaboration at select stores and this guy snagged a pair.

• Wrapped in Costco Nike paper.
• Nike SB / Costco Executive Membership “Exclusive Skateboarder” removable card tag.
• Multiple lace options included.
• Kirkland Signature logo stamped on the sole.
• A hidden label for Costco’s iconic $1.50 hot dog tucked beneath the sole.

Lines were wrapped outside the building for the Nike SB Dunk Low Pro QS “Grey Fog" sneaker.

Retail price: $134.99
Already reselling on StockX for $399.

Would you actually wear Kirkland x Nike… or flip them instantly?

[merf @_merf__]

My first upload

[Wake Up NJ 🇺🇸 New Jersey @wakeupnj]

Mikie Sherrill will launch an online portal allowing residents to upload imagery of ICE operations

Like wtf! You are more concerned with them than the illegals committing crimes and killing our citizens, it's disgusting
https://t.co/Jq4oNMmOwE