Mersades🌻♈️⚰️

I am an atrocious Aries. ♈️🏳️‍🌈LG(B)TQ+

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @mao_0k]

When I cancel a subscription, I make sure to always select its “too expensive” as my reason for opting out because you are very mad for that price

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feel when the whole gang together

[river 🦎🗝️🐭 @terriverpin]

The security at a concert checked my bag and said “fidget city in here!”

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[ִֶָ @iheartnayeon]

how it feels to shape your eyebrows the night before an important event

[々 @ayospawned]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[Rackelll @EhhhRackelll]

BMI is so inconsiderate doesn’t take account for big titty committees

[Just James @jaymeswithay]

I’m speechless 😶🥵

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

just watched Toy Story 5. GET YOUR KIDS OFF THE IPADS NOW!!!! THEIR TOYS NEED THEM OMG PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[luhetc @luhsetra]

da pra ver o momento EXATO que ela pensou nisso

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @Thehorrorkid]

I think about Scary Movie 5 parodying Black Swan often

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

This is so funny because WE really grew up with Woody and Buzz NOT THEM. 😂😂😂😂

[Mersades🌻♈️⚰️ @_mersadesg]

And there’s nothing wrong with that!!!

[27. @dimvji]

i’m always in a rush to get home just to do nothing but lie down

[OnePieceVoyager @OpVoyager]

When it comes to sad stories in One Piece, it's crazy that no one talks about Cindry. The things Hogback did to her were so cruel

[sim ⟡ @ackerwrld]

oda really made luffy the most likeable character ever

[havoc @_havoc224]

“he’s using u for ur body” do u think i went to his place at 3am to discuss the economical and political state of the world?

[s. @sunteioles]

a day out doesn't go by without me noticing this classic male behaviour

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory