a girl called Kil

real-life cryptid

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

IMO, bartering & skill-sharing & trading in your community should be the first step in overthrowing capitalism. ✌️

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

My curse?

Falling in love with boys who love Tim & Eric 😔

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

@mistakewizard He’s a pervert.

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

Sorry but you’re so old that you’re basically dead if you spell it “cheque”

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

Describing last summer as my “reverse Yellow Wallpaper” era because I was driven to madness while renovating.

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

Bars should serve electrolyte beverages

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

What do cool people wear on a night out

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

Can you get paid to have diarrhea every day

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

Dontcha just love the mornings when you wake up with hate* in your soul 💗

*like, anarchy-style, not bigotry obvi

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

I feel like everyone who lives in a city talks about how bad their drivers are and how much the roads suck and I would just like the record to show that Rhode Island is literally ranked the WORST.

So, hah, I win.

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

WE’RE NUMBER 1! WE’RE NUMBER 1!

https://t.co/HCJsuzFhRS

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

TLDR; @PeterAlviti is a 🤡

Can I bill him for all the car repairs I can’t afford?

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

“Despite about two dozen organizations and individuals opposing his reappointment, Alviti was overwhelmingly confirmed by the State Senate.”

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

“This is another national study ranking Rhode Island roads as the worst. For the past eight years, Peter Alviti has served as the director of the Rhode Island Department of Transportation and was recently reappointed by Governor Dan McKee.”

wow, totally makes sense

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

I know *why* it’s not allowed but

I would love to bring my dog for an outing at the zoo. 🥲

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

Desperately seeking someone to do all my dishes and entertain Nell so that I can let my executive dysfunction take over and wail in peace.

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

Well

Wouldn’t you know a few mins after I posted this, I got a text that anyone would be panicked to receive!

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

What does it mean when you feel panicked every time you get a text from anyone

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

If anyone has any tips on dealing with a dog who is obsessed with their bagina, hmu

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

For all of you who think it’s mean to call my dog a perv-

She’s been keeping these in her crate.

[a girl called Kil @_messyghost]

Also, this morning she tried to lick the crotch of my underwear while I was peeing.