Katie 𓆏

Over-Caffeinated Frog enthusiast. Gamer. I am just the donkey Jesus rolls into your neighborhood on🤘🏼

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

Pretty disappointed I haven’t come face to face with a splintering musty crusty red eyed cryptid goblin out here in Appalachia tryna steal my livestock to drink their blood yet. What a let down

I have seen some fat possums tho.
Those guys, 10/10.

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

I really am out here with a real living color note on my phone that says “organize the garbage”.

The Monica Geller vibes are real over here . 😅

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

You couldn’t pay me enough to once let alone continuously eat premade meals-by-mail that came to my house in a box at room temp. Sorry I don’t know how you could not consider the amount of preservatives it takes to make your boujie tv dinner “edible” by mail.

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

One of the oddest things I’ve seen personally over the last few years in Christian circles is folks giving others their trash and calling it “generosity”.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The worst thing about Charlie Kirk dying is that I had to find out who Erika Kirk was.

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

If all you ever do is randomly try to get my attention never offering any of your life/thoughts for conversation after doing so the entire time I was in your friend group, I can only assume you want me to entertain you.

You call that friendship?
I’m guna have to pass girlypop

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

I often find myself wishing I could shrink down and just live in amongst my garden plants like a honey I shrunk the kids moment. That would fix me.

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

The only information that’s relevant 99/100 times on the back of a seed packet is the zone.

Fire them suckers in some dirt and feed yourself.

[Shane Cashman @ShaneCashman]

Another reason not to take this person seriously.

[Shane Cashman @ShaneCashman]

You see, by inter-dimensional, we meant Mexico.

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

Something absolutely feral about rolling thru rural Appalachia blasting Kneecap over your truck speakers 🤣🇮🇪

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

Honest question,
If rededicate 250 is so good why is the guy who lead it using foreign money to undermine the will of the people to have their representative against pedofiles & corruption bc he believes morality cannot be legislated you have to LIVE IT!???

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

We were never meant to have no ability to speak w each other.

So many Christian environments are unwilling to have any form of true open discussion without grave social consequences that the norm now is to just regurgitate the most applicable form of spiritual bypassing instead.

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

Watching your “friend” turn out to be a religious bootlicker for controlling people is a wild experience. 0/20 don’t suggest.

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

I am so tired of envious church women. Can we just not please

Like if you don’t like me so much why are you consuming my content regularly enough that I see you watching it.

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

But…I mean..you know that he’s a….you’re not wr …
Ok nvm

[Oliver Burdick @oliverburdick]

If Jesus were alive today, he would go to a Catholic Church…

With a whip in his hand.

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

Remember like a couple years back when the Feds had the open hearing where they literally said they made deals w these said “aliens” like decades ago..

I think about that often & how most just dismissed it. Now we hear the military is breeding with them. Cool cool

[Shane Cashman @ShaneCashman]

The hantavirus cruise is two weeks away from having nuclear weapons.

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

Here comes ol Blue beam trotting in.
Wild to see people talk about this openly when before it “wasn’t real”.

Demons be out here scheming y’all.
The “Christian government” telling pastors they’re about to disprove the Bible 🤣🤣🤣 clown show

[SPOOKY COOKIE (Formerly KOSHER) @SPOOOKYUFO]

Pastors Told to Prepare‼️👽🛸

Per pastor Perry Stone, “a large number” of pastors were invited to a meeting with individuals from the US government telling them to prepare for UFO disclosure:

“There's going to be a release concerning aliens… You need to prepare your people.”

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

Ok hear me out….
A female…playing video games.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

what’s the female equivalent of a man playing video games?

[Katie 𓆏 @_MetalToad]

We literally live in the hunger games. This is the capital.

[Dan Scavino @Scavino47]

Happening Now—The conclusion of this evenings State Dinner, hosted by President Trump and First Lady Melania, for His Majesty King Charles III, and Her Majesty Queen Camilla at the @WhiteHouse🇺🇸🇬🇧 l