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Every girl is single if the right guy asks

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@Glowreelord

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When my homie decided to dunk on me infront front of the huzz so I genuinely 2 piece his ass

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Characters in games when u try and go out of bounds

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Young thug when he tries calling the cops for anything other than to snitch

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Me and the password I made when I was 12

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POV: you’re giving fine shyt backshots with the meta glasses on and the AI assistant starts giving u tips and tricks

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Bro used the “I got anxiety” method

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My entire bloodline watching me pull a 10/10

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Men: Male loneliness and depression epidemic is on the rise and no one cares
Also men when one of the homies tries being vulnerable:

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Me and the homies after we see the bro we took home from the party get in his car and leave his driveway

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Me at my job interview after being confronted about my tweets and social media posts

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My uncle after I caught him lurking by my bed while I was sleeping

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My kidnapper after I tried screaming for help from the trunk

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How mfs felt coming back to school after being suspended for a fight they won

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Me after reading the “babe I think I missed my period” text from my girl

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*Poor toxic couple having no money and arguing most of the time*
Them throughout the years:

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Where I find myself the day after i said I was starting my diet

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How me and bro look when I’m lying and he starts adding details

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My dad taking me back outside after he lied about him only needing a “hand” (we worked the whole day)

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How mfs at work start acting after the boss praises you for getting a lil more work done