methzeri.🤎

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Getting paid while there’s still money left from the last paycheck feels like unlocking a bonus level in adulthood

[Daemon @emeyorX]

Lexi and Maddy are literally responsible for Rue's death, but the show completely ignored it. Lexi gossiped about Rue working for the DEA, and Maddy told Alamo who then killed Rue with fentanyl.

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

and that's all that matters really

[iza @izamamaa]

And this is exactly why abortions matter

[c^den @moreybnett]

and she had range cuz she was on the fosters while all of this was going on

[• @yducknow]

how life feels when nobody knows what you're up to or where you are

[✧ @cessonmute]

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks.

Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Why she dressed like sober Eminem

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Does this truck need gas money?? I’m in.

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

the world is cooked because why are we calling this “Wicked” instead of Cosmo and Wanda

[Fantôme Prout 👻 💨 @JeuDecide]

Je ne sais même pas comment c'est humainement possible.

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

America probably is stupid enough to elect Erika Kirk as their first woman president

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Me applying to jobs after my boss makes me mad:

[B… @branmattic]

Just filled up my gas tank

[. @LindaaVaderr]

Me if I ever become the CEO of Costco

[༈༈ @Shirinsmit]

Those born in 1999-2004 got the perfect mix of old-school and modern. It's the greatest generation of all time.

[Amb. Arturo Sarukhan @Arturo_Sarukhan]

Today's pic.