Megan

I ain’t f*cking with you

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

It wasn’t me to confirm my identity with a selfie video and Iv done that 40times

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

@instagram who do I talk to about getting my account activated again? For no reason it’s been suspended & I have loads of memories on that I need access too.

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

Silent treatment works every time 💁‍♀️

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

#NewProfilePic

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

Knowing you’re topic of conversation when your not suppose to know is the funniest thing ever.

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

Proud of myself staying in this weekend to save money, but I reward myself by buying a designer handbag 🤔 someone do girl math, quickly!

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

Tinder match: do you want to take this to Snapchat?

Me: BLOCKED 🚫

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

Bumping into your ex’s family & knowing you look 10/10 and feeling amazing is just 🔥 vibes

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

I’m stuck in 2019..
2020-2023 didn’t happen 🫣

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

Whaaat is with dating these days?? Add each other on social media or get each other numbers and then the c*ck picture gets sent, without asking may I add and they get angry and annoyed if you don’t send a nude back.
Sorry? Wit

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

My life right now is “I didn’t start this, but I’ll fucking finish it” vibes 🔥

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

It’s very bad that I know I’m late for work but I take my time anyways cause I’m already late, so I might as well be a little later and not be stressed 😅

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

Iv never really felt Katie Perry’s song ROAR but now I get it 🐯 🫶

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

I’m at that point someone has fucked me over so badly there might be no going back ❤️‍🩹😢

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

My maw is becoming one of “those maws” on Facebook, fml 🤦‍♀️

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

#NewProfilePic

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

I’m so close to letting these sugar daddy’s on instagram becoming my full time income 🫣😴

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

When a boy puts an emoji over his ex’s face on a tinder picture 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 just don’t post a picture with them.

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

People are so fake. You don’t realise these people until you come to a hard part of your life who’s there for you or not 🙃💔

[Megan @_mgnwrdlw]

Every Billie Eilish song either makes me feel like a bad bitch or cry my heart out.