frodo swaggins

I’m about to cause a scene txt u later✨

[frodo swaggins @_mialuc]

Living la vida broka

[culture @notgwendalupe]

14 years ago today, the cast of 'The Vampire Diaries' got arrested for flashing drivers and hanging from a bridge

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

me thinking about how to get rich without working:

[trash jones @jzux]

for my next trick i will fall asleep 15 minutes into the movie i begged us to watch

[marioswifty @marioswiftxeb]

should i dye my hair or should i die instead

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

nobody:
me to my alien: so this is a crunchwrap supreme

[maddi @mischiefmaddied]

Twitter feels like Hogwarts when it was under rule by Dolores Umbridge

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When I have to decide what’s for dinner

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

Reading America Ferrera’s monologue in #Barbie before I go to bed every night like it’s my Bible

[frodo swaggins @_mialuc]

Has anyone else had an awful experience with @StateFarm claims??? Literally cannot wait to switch insurance companies after dealing with them

[frodo swaggins @_mialuc]

@_kibg SAME HERE 😭😭😭

[J. Slai @JSLAi]

Me realizing Rihanna is pregnant again, and we’re never getting another album. 😭

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

the feminine urge to buy random shit and call it self care

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[Jenni @hashjenni]

have you ever??? been annoyed by someone’s mindset?? like you can’t believe they actually think like that???

[bear @iamblackbear]

call me when u get to hell so i know u made it okay

[frodo swaggins @_mialuc]

If this isn’t drunk Mia, I don’t know what else is.

[frodo swaggins @_mialuc]

i once didn’t talk to my dad for a few days after a game of monopoly

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

[frodo swaggins @_mialuc]

@XtraLgFry certified banger for sure