michael dunn

step into my office

[michael dunn @_michael_dunn]

@kj_paul I have considered your question carefully, and I feel I must take this opportunity to publicly accept all blame for the outcome of last night’s game

[michael dunn @_michael_dunn]

The vibes were subdued but the beans were plentiful

[Ross @RossNaps]

Tonight's menu:

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Bryce on that touchdown pass

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@speakmanmc Honestly I fully support said behavior

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@Lax_bro13 I’m glad we have photo evidence of when we peaked

[michael dunn @_michael_dunn]

@speakmanmc #BrentGang

[michael dunn @_michael_dunn]

@KevinPaul__3733 That dismount... I would have been all “can we get another take, boys”

[Lu @hibeautiful_lu]

Hey man I’m just checking in to see if you’re okay I haven’t seen you wear your life is good shirt in a while

[michael dunn @_michael_dunn]

My man @DD_MSpeakman nominated me to post 4 albums I listen to without skipping songs (which is most albums because I’m stubborn)

Let’s see yours @leightonwayne @BamaBee13 unless you don’t want to then no harm no foul

[michael dunn @_michael_dunn]

@KevinPaul__3733 The mans was formerly in a band called, simply, “Muffin”

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@MrcoEsquandolas Miss that place. I feel lucky to have caught the tail end.

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@KevinPaul__3733 @DD_MSpeakman losing to old miss is my muse

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Who wants to cry and eat some Golden Flake The Official Potato Chip of Alabama Football

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@DD_MSpeakman It really captured the feeling in a way I didn’t fully understand at the time

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@DD_MSpeakman Someone needs to tell him he doesn’t play for FSU anymore

[michael dunn @_michael_dunn]

Award-winning Sadman

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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: it’s much harder to hit the upright than it is to kick it straight through the middle

[michael dunn @_michael_dunn]

“No mo’ rock paper scissors no mo’”

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@Jb_wde17 @davidbailey0708 @realuncle_jesse @dddrop_the_lace 17 vs. *checks notes* ...3

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CHICKENS ARE SMALL AND EASY TO JUMP OVER