Michaela Walker

Instagram is for the highs. X is for the buffalos.

[Michaela Walker @_michaelarw_]

As of last night, I am Chinese.

[Vic Damone Jr @wholesomefoxx]

I just want y’all to learn what a plothole really is

[Michaela Walker @_michaelarw_]

@StephenAtHome I’m very concerned about the future of Americone Dream, do we know what’s happening there

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Epstein was autistic and dental offices were literally the only place he felt secure and free to be himself but go off I guess

[Michaela Walker @_michaelarw_]

I am dying to know what all went down at PE #StrangerThings5

[Michaela Walker @_michaelarw_]

Tonight at Trivia, my team went with the name Bezos Bimbos, but my other ideas were:
Suck for Zuck
Break my back in for Bill Ackman

[Michaela Walker @_michaelarw_]

Who is buying enough crumbl cookies to keep them in business

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

honestly i was skeptical but they did a good job w the website

https://t.co/b60qAoH6JN

[⭐️❤️‍🔥 @deaunteee]

we're so fucked like our activists are arguing about taylor swift while the supreme court is thinking about overturning the voting rights act.

[Eric Lee @EricLeeAtty]

If your visa was denied or revoked due to Charlie Kirk-related speech, the Consular Accountability Project (@ConsularActProj) is interested in representing you pro bono.

[` @Keplertweets]

@InternetH0F The black dudes face 😭

[Michaela Walker @_michaelarw_]

@StateDept Literally none of these qualify as celebrations.

[Michaela Walker @_michaelarw_]

The post office was closed today bc of the federal holiday. Not the government shutdown.

[elliot 🦈 @ellmiohmy]

ITS. A . FUCK. ING. HICK. EY.

[Michaela Walker @_michaelarw_]

@JDVance @JDVance Any sense of professionalism that you brought to the Trump administration is dissipating. All that’s left are lowercase letters and proper punctuation, but soon it’ll be all caps and run-on sentences.

[jaisy⋆₊⋆☁︎ @jaisydaisy_]

what dan and phil text eachother is gonna go crazy this year

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

if you've ever been into dan and phil you might want to be online in an hour or so

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

This is genuinely, and I mean genuinely, the stupidest controversy I have ever seen in my 21 years of being alive so far.

[Michaela Walker @_michaelarw_]

Imagine getting mocked by a 12 year old for laughing during Tangled. Couldn’t be me.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i am almost certain that trump doesn't know what "habeas corpus" is - when asked direct question about suspending it for deportations, he said "who?"