Michael Osoba

Software Engineer | VR | AR | Web 3 | AI

#theGenius #Developer_dao❤

[Michael Osoba @_mickela]

You can check out my full stats here: https://t.co/RylZtGMd1M

#laravel #LaravelForge #DevOps #PHP #WebDevelopment #SoftwareEngineering

[Michael Osoba @_mickela]

🎉 My Laravel Wrapped 2025 is here!
A Year Focused on Deployment & Optimization ����️

It’s incredibly rewarding to look back and see the impact of focused work within the Laravel ecosystem.

[Michael Osoba @_mickela]

It’s also great to see the impact of using Laravel Boost with Linode(Akamai) as my top provider, ensuring fast, locked-in delivery. Next year, the goal is to conquer even more regions!

What are your goals for scaling in 2026? Let me know below!

[The journey of A Christian lady @ThejourneyofACL]

Propaganda I’m Not Falling For as a Christian Woman

1. Sex before marriage is normal, everyone’s doing it.
Modesty is outdated.

2. Marrying outside your faith is fine as long as he treats you well.

3. You can love God and still live however you want.

4. You can’t love God and be successful.

5. Christian women are boring or limited.

6. You don’t need to go to church as a Christian

7. Living together before marriage is just “testing compatibility.”

8. Christianity is in the heart

9. Put Jesus aside, it’s not everything that is Jesus, use your head

10. Faith is private, keep your beliefs to yourself. Stop telling people or posting about it.

[Immortal Tessy @TheresaArueyin1]

Since we’re all online, let’s talk about Jesus. I heard He’s the King of kings! What did you hear?

[Michael Osoba @_mickela]

@TheresaArueyin1 That he is the Way, Truth and Life! 🙌

[Joseph Brendan @Joe_brendan_]

I think we men need to talk more about sexual control amongst ourselves

There are habits a man must keep up if they want to be able to control their penile

- Don't watch porn. stop if you do. Seek help to stop or man up and just stop it if you're man enough

- Don't keep friends who always talk about sex, women, or materialism. there is a connect with high materialism & sexual anyhowness

- Quit or don't do drugs and alcohol. Drugs and alcohol will make you not think of reasonable things most times

- Read social rules and understand them. Rape is not just penetration. read & understand what it means

- Begin to put yourself in the shoes of women. If a stronger man rapes you from your anus, will you be happy? If a stronger man oppresses you, will you like it? See women's rape & oppression from that light too.

- Learn restrain. Restrain helps you build muscle for great habits. Stay sometimes and go vegan for a month. Stay sometimes and don't eat red meat for a month, etc etc. Or pick something you like and quit it for a month

- If you gamble, your ability to keep your emotions under check is in trouble. it may build you into a bad person.

Just remember, who you are is a cumulative.
Nobody is Just a good person.
A good person is a cumulative of many, so many good habits.

[Michael Osoba @_mickela]

@MartinsOjaks @ezema_precious That's not true!

[Ọlálékàn. @LekanFabilola]

In 2012, at a meeting with a successful man, he told me from his experience about life, “doing this YOUR Yorùbá thing can NEVER take you anywhere— Mark my words, the earlier you come down from your high horse the better”

In 2025, today, I told him—
“Sir, One day, by the grace of God, Governors and even The President of Nigeria @NGRPresident will come on #masoyinbo”

Guess what he said “LEKAN, I believe you”

What changed?

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

Randomly remembered the Uber driver in whose car I forgot my Google Pixel that year. I didn't notice cos I had two phones, so it took me about 2 hours to realize and started calling the driver. He picked on first ring and said he had been hovering around Ogudu expecting my call, but he couldn't wait anymore. Promised me he will bring it after church the following day which was Sunday. I was so anxious, but my mind kept telling me that if he wanted to steal my phone he would have done it since. At 6am the following day he called and said he will bring it around noon, and he did. Drove straight from Winners Otta to return it. Sometimes you meet Nigerians who will give you hope about Nigeria

[Michael Osoba @_mickela]

Sleep is for the weak 🙂

[Gino Osahon @gino_osahon]

✨ Wishing all devs out there a restful weekend 🙏

Remember: there’s always calm before the storm 🦾.

That small idea you’re building today could be the big success of tomorrow — just keep showing up and persisting. 🚀🙌 #KeepBuilding

[Dr Tolu @tolubinutu]

There’s a ticking time bomb in millions of Nigerian kitchens.

And it doesn’t look like this 💣 or this 🧨…

It looks like this.

[Michael Osoba @_mickela]

Both? 😎

[• nanou • @NanouuSymeon]

ThinkPad, or MacBook?

[alessio💭 @Alevetto07]

Startup idea: Tinder but for guys to find other guys to do cool projects with

[Michael Osoba @_mickela]

Come join us 🔥

[The Crazy Designer 🤪 @SamuelRiches11]

Well, this is an opportunity to learn about the intricacies and the dynamics of being a Founder for a tech enterprise with @_mickela

Date: Friday, 25th April 2025
Time: 8pm
Platform: X-Space (https://t.co/ocyHtyphTt)

Set a reminder, amigo ⏰

[Michael Osoba @_mickela]

Happening now!

[The Crazy Designer 🤪 @SamuelRiches11]

Well, this is an opportunity to learn about the intricacies and the dynamics of being a Founder for a tech enterprise with @_mickela

Date: Friday, 25th April 2025
Time: 8pm
Platform: X-Space (https://t.co/ocyHtyphTt)

Set a reminder, amigo ⏰

[Deno @deno_land]

Programming should be simple