Mo

be delusional ✨🪩

[actually touching grass era @PRlNCEOFPOPSTAN]

THE WHOLE WORLD RN

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

We have, for too long, shackled the bakery to the morning. Night bakeries. Fresh croissants at 11pm. It is possible.

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

So apparently the act of sending loved ones little videos and cute pictures and funny things throughout the day is called “Pebbling” because there’s a species of penguin that likes to leave pebbles in their partners’ nests to show they care, and this is my happy thing for today

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

ice cream season is ending. but ice cream with a jacket on season is just beginning

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

You see how Jake hit that home run? Very demure, very mindful.

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

girl dinner

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

real

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

I’m in my retired party girl era until I’m reunited with my long distance best friends. Then the spirit of the jersey shore cast possesses me like an ancient creature.

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

my big 3? yapping, napping and snacking

[trash jones @jzux]

so jealous of cats to be honest. imagine being a huge bitch literally all the time and the person who takes care of you is like awwwwwww

[CryptoSkull 💀 ze last bull standing @cryptoskullx]

These plebs calling AI a bubble also called the internet one

Called Amazon a bubble

Called Netflix a bubble

Have fun staying poor homie

You'll see all buyers in forbes in 10 years max

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

yall on linkedin, im on lockedin

[ROYALE @royalepains]

Me after one sip of a lychee martini:

“I think I like this little life “

[clare @sadderlizards]

i hope in the next life i come back as a really stupid orange cat

[Mo @_MidgetMo]

god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers (people who go to Costco on a Sunday)