retired feral rat girl

used to be fun. then my frontal lobe developed.

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

when you are a retired party girl you still have some of that party girl in you. Like no I do not go out 3xs a week anymore but when I make that special appearance the feral rat awakens like an ancient beast

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

next week is may. may all the divas find their whimsy and spark again

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

how life feels when your hair wash day lines up with your plans

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

when someone asks how you are but you can’t say regulating ur nervous system, unlearning toxic habits, and outgrowing people so you say “yeah i’m good”

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

u must carry big sexy feral diva aura thats how you attract all the good things in life

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

I love friendships that start from a feral diva recognizing another feral diva

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

they hate when you serve sexy hot diva while being a lil odd and weird

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

how am I supposed to work? I have to go to pilates. get a green juice. go for a walk. journal. dilly dally. do a blowout. and my skincare. cook dinner. get 9 hours of sleep.

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

I am done drinking alcohol. Unless my fav DJ is in town. Or it’s a special occasion like a holiday. Or if it’s really nice out. Or if I feel like it.

[braden @bfromphl]

@_mull__ ratmaxxing

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

feralmaxxing summer 2026

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

chris lake right in front of the capitol. dc isn’t real

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

recession indicator: coming out of your retired party girl era & summoning the old feral rat to get through these trying times

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

my house is on pretty girl avenue. ur house is on ugly bitch island. we are not the same 🩷

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

the diva in me sees the diva in u

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

ever since I was a little girl I knew i’d succeed because i’m insane & a diva

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

being a diva has a habit of returning

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

diva just because you have an office job doesn’t mean u can’t doll yourself up like you used to when u were 16 just for fun

[VE @velmorrra]

i think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

2025 made u strong. 2026 will make u sexy & happy diva