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[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Skenes Night: He’s due. So here’s the deal. If Paul strikes out 9 or more. Like he did the last time he faced the Dodgers. And the Buccos win. I’ll give away 5 Paul Skenes jerseys. Just follow me. And retweet this post. And you’re good. Let’s go Bucs!

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster.

RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[Emma Mont (She/Her) @theemmamont]

The Plan? Spend millions to get a pedophile elected, and then tell everyone he’s a pedophile

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

a bunch of people working really hard to achieve something and then this doofus immediately breaking it is an incredible metaphor for this whole jackass administration

[The Act Man @TheActMan_YT]

MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR

[Alec @surialaw]

I’d like to see her try and go perc for perc w hunter biden

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Your 401k just became a 201k. And the fucking moron who did that to you is golfing the rest of the weekend in Miami. Let that sink in.

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

Nazis on this site: uhmmmm so this is like really ableist guys

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Comedy is legal again you pussies

[dr omegaverse @wizardkitty]

FUCK THAT TRUMPIE!

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

hey @libsoftiktok

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Who wants this signed @dkm14 jersey⁉️

RP for your chance to win!

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear #MAGA,

You elected a clown in makeup and he is destroying this country. Look at him. Look how ridiculous this clown is. Look at it. Don't scroll by. Don't leave some stupid message behind an anonymous account. Look at this clown. He. Is. A. Clown.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Same vibe.

[Joe Perticone @JoePerticone]

And who can forget his senior advisor, Mr. Jacob A. Jeep, the owner of Jeep motors

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

I don't know about you guys, but I love reading about Trump voters who have been f’d over by Trump’s policies since taking office.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

JD Vance acting like he just survived the trenches of WWII because some people chanted ‘Slava Ukraini’ near him is peak Republican victimhood.

His child felt unsafe? That's terrible. Almost as terrible as kids having to practice active shooter drills because of GOP policies.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is actually so funny. Elon Musk is so goddamn dumb