Mike Kingston

Joke getter

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

@big_business_ @craighorlbeck you've gotta show this to Bill if he's going to try for the Seagal 10

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

@VanLathan @craighorlbeck his name... OF COURSE... is Van Jones!

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

@HeyMyNameIsWill @NBCChicagoMed I want a recount

[Jean-Michel Lemieux @jmwind]

OK friends, remember "we are groot" 🌲.

@tobi started a great initiative today. I'll donate one tree per RTs + Likes that this tweet gets. Deal?

Small print: max of 100k trees because I haven't told my wife about this yet! @Cybersole @whoasneaky @SyedSole @SudoShoe @Ciphore

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

@HeyMyNameIsWill Also fyi https://t.co/vatw4tKB4w

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

@HeyMyNameIsWill Good.... God

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

@HeyMyNameIsWill Deleted :(

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

@claireebird Not yet, tonight

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

Creed 2

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

@stef_on_ya happy birthday Stef, if Facebook is to be trusted. Otherwise happy Thursday

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

@stef_on_ya Liked this eighteen times

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

@stef_on_ya new Dance Gavin Dance is so good Stef

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

@stef_on_ya NEVER

[Keegan Matheson @KeeganMatheson]

Randal Grichuk's got .099 problems and a hit ain't one.

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

@emilydawnlove Starting five more burners to like this five more times

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

It doesn't by the way, it appears to be a valid catch.

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

I'm genuinely upset that I unconsciously watched closely to see if the bouquet touched the ground. https://t.co/LLqeErtVo0

[C. Austin Cox @CAustinCox]

I don't know where this bridesmaid went to school, but based on the way she plays wide receiver, I'm almost positive it's an AAC school.

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

@stef_on_ya *breaks a chair running over to Spotify*

[Mike Kingston @_mikekingston_]

@emilydawnlove @claireebird 1) I do not own the shirt anymore 2) It's not that my style "peaked", it's more that it's "still exactly the same"