Mike Soto

For recreational use only. Tweets from Mike are signed "." or "?" or occasionally "!".

[Mike Soto @_mikesoto]

I’d go anywhere in the world with you. Happy Anniversary, E. I love you! @Iamsoto2

[Mike Soto @_mikesoto]

@JoshGrahamShow Josh, just know that this comes from a place of love: I hate you.

[Mike Soto @_mikesoto]

@bryancurtis Maybe “pushing…toward a digital future” is a euphemism for “get rid of a bunch of employees”?

[Mike Soto @_mikesoto]

Not an Eagles fan, but this is very cool

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

The Eagles Autism Foundation revealed a new t-shirt featuring Madden Orlovsky’s drawing.

100% of proceeds will fund innovative autism research and care programs.

I’ll give one away to someone that retweets this to help spread awareness.

Buy yours here:

https://t.co/r3EMwd6PoK

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

What a dumbass.

[Mike Soto @_mikesoto]

@DHPIV That look on your dog’s face is hysterical

[Mike Soto @_mikesoto]

@FutureCanes In all seriousness, I’m glad you could make it down for a game. Enjoy your time in Raleigh. Hope you get to top it off with a Canes win!

[Roy Cooper @RoyCooperNC]

Getting sick shouldn’t put you in debt. Insurance companies are exploiting Americans for their own profit, and I’m ready to take them on.

[Mike Soto @_mikesoto]

@AndyGlockner This is some high quality twittering

[Mike Soto @_mikesoto]

@Brian_Cronin This seems like the precursor to clutch stats in the NBA.

[Mike Soto @_mikesoto]

@Nuyorican_q @NBA__Courtside That picture is horrifying 🤣🤣🤣

[Mike Soto @_mikesoto]

My spirit animal.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Maple. She closes her eyes while enjoying ice cream in order to really savor the moment. Also believes it prevents brain freeze. Just can't prove it yet. 12/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Daisy and Luna. Daisy doesn’t like car rides so Luna comforts her until they both fall asleep. Extremely heartwarming. 13/10 for both

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Copo. He firmly believes this cow statue is his new best friend. 13/10 super happy for them both

[Mike Soto @_mikesoto]

@mikemaniscalco @AGoldFan @CarolinaGX7X I find your degeneracy to be one of your more endearing qualities Mike. 🤣 That and your ability to call the hell out of a Canes game. You and Tripp have been letting it rip in this year’s playoffs and I am here for it!

[Mike Soto @_mikesoto]

@madison_tayt @weltszzn He took out the contraction in the last sentence. It’s a completely original thought. 🙄

[Mike Soto @_mikesoto]

@FutureCanes Do you lose Anderson if you go away from him in game 4? By all accounts, he’s a guy that plays to the confidence level of his coaches.

[Mike Soto @_mikesoto]

@AGoldFan @CarolinaGX7X @mikemaniscalco Gambling is not my jam either. BTW I think the question the guy thought you missed before was if being short one forward helped some of the Canes get into a better flow in the 3d period.

[Mike Soto @_mikesoto]

@AGoldFan @CarolinaGX7X I just assumed you were out donating your money to a good cause with @mikemaniscalco.

[Mike Soto @_mikesoto]

@AndyGlockner All I know is, between the NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Final, we are getting fantastic competition night after night. Gonna be a big comedown in the next couple weeks.