Major “Sam” Burns

South Carolina homer, vortex bottle advocate, 1.1 handicap, 3-time Piston Cup Champion, #soundthesiren #bravescountry

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS, THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS

[Snapback Sports @snapbacksports]

If Sebastian Aho scores tonight we are giving away a jersey

Just follow @snapbacksports and @Underdog and repost to enter

[Major “Sam” Burns @_millertime_19]

Deadass used the phrase “monitor the situation” on a work call this morning

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

WHO WANTS A BEER SKATE?!

RT for your chance to win the hottest drinking device in sports.

[Major “Sam” Burns @_millertime_19]

Bourbon Street

[NHL Trump @trump_nhl]

Congratulations to the Carolina Hurricanes of the GREAT State of North Carolina, who STOOD STRONGLY beside your favorite NHL President in 2024. The Canes have SWEPT two straight NHL teams, ending the sleazy Ottawa Senators quickly, before beating the phenomenal Philadelphia Flyers QUICKLY as well. The Flyers did a tremendous job this season, and WON the hockey war in the GREAT State of Pennsylvania. Unlike people in FAKE FRANCE, Flyers fans are terrific people, and should be PROUD of their tremendous season. As your favorite NHL President has said, Rod Brind'amour is a very STABLE HOCKEY GENIUS, and has STRONG hockey cognitive function that few throughout the history of our GREAT game have ever enjoyed. Bright! Thank you for your attention to this matter! NHL President DJT

[Major “Sam” Burns @_millertime_19]

Yall fw my new duds?

[Major “Sam” Burns @_millertime_19]

@jeffknox55 When I played here I deadass topped my drive ten yards in front of me off this tee box in front of no less than 50 other people. It was the most humbling moment of my life.

[Major “Sam” Burns @_millertime_19]

@chantel_mccabe C-

Masters merch halls, wearable tech, a non-compelling back 9, empty and unemotional win from Rory that will always be overshadowed by last year. The only plus was a stacked leaderboard for the last few holes on the front. Augusta National had a lot to address by next year.

[Major “Sam” Burns @_millertime_19]

Seen in Target this morning. We’ve truly lost the game. Would rather wear a “SKIP IT” hat.

[Major “Sam” Burns @_millertime_19]

My delusional Masters weekend prediction:

Patrick Reed shoots 63 today to get within 2 of Rory going into Sunday, Reed and Rory duel Ryder cup style, Reed birdies 18 to win by 1 against Rory in the final group.

Spieth also has a hole-in-one on 16.

[Major “Sam” Burns @_millertime_19]

@JohnMorton215 Rose is always that pressure player, hes got the best shot on this list without a doubt.

[Major “Sam” Burns @_millertime_19]

@CBSDickFitzwell The (tennis) US Open and Wimbledon suffered the same fate that The Masters is going through right now. Since Fred Ridley came out and said that letting Dude Perfect film a video at Augusta was a mistake, I have faith they may be able to correct themselves in time.

[Major “Sam” Burns @_millertime_19]

@Skulledwedge But the toddler somehow makes it to where he’s going without a scratch

[Major “Sam” Burns @_millertime_19]

Guess who

[Michael Griffin @skinrule]

jon rahm you fat, bloated piece of shit. you fucking stink

[Major “Sam” Burns @_millertime_19]

Never bring Kevin Hart on property ever again. #deserved

[Major “Sam” Burns @_millertime_19]

@MacBalboni

[Major “Sam” Burns @_millertime_19]

@therealmcnair Arn, this color is immaculate, seriously can’t wait for mine to get here.

[Major “Sam” Burns @_millertime_19]

@bigpigenjoyer 95% will be posted on eBay by tomorrow