Mini Lee

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

I want to drink a wine that tastes like Dido

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

Do you want to go to third base in the third space?

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

What is the modern day equivalent of accidentally calling your teacher mum?

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

You’re either hunting for knickknacks or foraging for trinkets

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

Matcha raves are the new cauliflower steaks

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

I’d rather be in the right bed than at the right desk

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

I reckon moby is banksy

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

There’s no such thing as a 50c cheese grater

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

Straws rule

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

The luteal phase is so humid

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

When your electric toothbrush stops mid brush, it feels like walking on a broken escalator

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

What’s something that’s easier done than said?

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

I’ll have the sicilian, you have the kalamata

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

Ménage à froi gras

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

A24 is becoming the keinemusik of the film production world

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

Get your nduja infused anchovy butter, wasabi pea reduction, marinated octopus, femented kohlrabi, minimal intervention covered mitts of me!!!!!!!

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

Pecorino Romano for president

[Paul @flataboveashop]

Me before attending a funeral:
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.... Set times?

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

Small plates, big bills

[Mini Lee @_mini_lee_]

Lady Gaga, meet Lady Goo Goo