Mel

Pisces ☼ Scorpio ☽ Pisces ↑ Self proclaimed MILF

[Mel @_minimel]

Finally got myself double D’s

[Mel @_minimel]

You can tell Leah’s rich just from her posture

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

how it feels to have to get up in the morning when ur partner gets to stay in bed

[timberket @timberket]

dirty baaaaabe you see these shackles baby i'm your slave

[Alexis Nowicki @flyschola1]

I know my brother and his gf are fighting when I receive a text like this

[Mel @_minimel]

Taking gentle parenting tips for Dave Portnoy and Mrs. Peaches

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

“wages are up more than prices”

[Mel @_minimel]

Real

[Mel @_minimel]

Do I have indigestion or is my baby kicking me

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet

[ethan @ethanshumjr]

this is the closest thing america has to a kate and william

[Chi Chi @shegoesbychi]

in fact, this is what the Instagram feed of a man who has a woman, should look like actually

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

Y’all are afraid to be corny.

Not me. I live life on the cob

[Corporate Jake @jacoboctober]

Gypsy Rose leaving with ALL her commissary is the kind of energy I like to see! She didn’t leave ONE Dr.Pepper behind and for THIS! She has earned my respect