randy

here are my thoughts. enjoy.

[randy @_miranda_danii]

A butt touch a day keeps the attitude away 🍑

[The Drunk Jake @TheDrunkJake]

no YOU live in a state of DENIAL

I live in MARGARITAVILLE

[randy @_miranda_danii]

It’s 10am and my boss just greeted me with “sup, mothafuckin’ randa”

[randy @_miranda_danii]

New tattoos would be much more fun if you could peel or scratch them

[randy @_miranda_danii]

If you ever get sad just go to the tattoo shop and visit your friends

[randy @_miranda_danii]

Everyone wants to be a mental health advocate, but don’t even check on their own friends 🤷🏻‍♀️

[randy @_miranda_danii]

my husband is hot 🥵

[randy @_miranda_danii]

When will men realize that cat calling me is bad for their health and well-being?

[randy @_miranda_danii]

@Shelbyy_14 💕💕💕

[randy @_miranda_danii]

I’m so glad my parents aren’t tattoo people. Mainly because I don’t have to worry about one of them getting a portrait of me as a 6 y/o tattooed on their upper arm.

[randy @_miranda_danii]

I just wanna leave all this shit behind and travel

[randy @_miranda_danii]

I really can’t stand selfish people

[randy @_miranda_danii]

i would pay a ridiculous amount of money for this shirt

[randy @_miranda_danii]

Had I known planning a wedding would be this annoying, Josh and I would’ve been married at the courthouse months ago.

[randy @_miranda_danii]

Every time I have a day off it costs me $300

[randy @_miranda_danii]

@Shelbyy_14 Right to jail lol

[randy @_miranda_danii]

Peyton and I are day drinking

[randy @_miranda_danii]

“my kazoo is kazone”

[Inked @Inkedmag]

What if I told you....... that your tattoos don't have to mean anything.

[randy @_miranda_danii]

@Shelbyy_14 @_peytonmariee It’s me, I’m the kids lol

[randy @_miranda_danii]

@brittelizaa_ I do this once a week 😅