randa 🪴

gg

[randa 🪴 @_mirandaakay]

Now read THIS 🫶🏻

[𝒦𝓎𝑜𝓂𝒾 🌸 @pyttkykomi]

Hope whoever prayed on my downfall is doing okay. must be hard to realize God doesn't listen to you

[Zero @zerowontmiss]

Say what you want about Transformers Age of Extinction but this interaction between the Autobots and the Dinobots will always be legendary.

"Ahh you just want to die for the guy. That's leadership, or brainwash or something."

"No. That's Optimus Prime."

[pingu @pingu4ll]

you can’t discuss the ocean with a frog
it only knows the pond

[randa 🪴 @_mirandaakay]

Bed bath & body works

[ravn @mfnravn]

aye when i say bed bath & beyond just know i mean bath & body works

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Four months later, the Epstein Files still have vanished from the conversation, as if one of the biggest scandals in American and Israeli politics never happened.

[grovy @grovymango]

I love elephants . If there was an elephant in the room I would not only address it I would also give it a hug

[Anna Lulis @annamlulis]

"Without God, I am nobody. But with God, I can do anything." Dolly Parton

[Haley Muhfuggin Shane 🔥 Brand Designer @iamhaleyshane]

"the god himself" slurred because east Tennessee accent. Don't fucking do this shit to Dolly, you low rent, perpetually online, sub third world IQ mother fucker.

[van ⚢ @lesbivanism]

That In Memoriam section at the next Oscars is gonna feel like being blown to bits by a bazooka

[randa 🪴 @_mirandaakay]

What the FUCK

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Transformers’ Optimus Prime actor Peter Cullen has died at the age of 85.

[randa 🪴 @_mirandaakay]

Don’t fucking play

[emery walsh’s badge @dnulaps]

????

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

Now why was Kesha ever waking up feeling like P. Diddy when she could do this????

[kevin smith @kevin_smith45]

Everyone in this scene is dead.

Let that sink in

[n²⁸ @onlythesunflwr]

they're like the little angel and devil on your shoulders guiding you through life

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

It’s hard to imagine living a life so well that when you die, the entire world, a world that hates each other, stops for a minute to all talk about how awesome you were.

[Paul @Navythunder808]

So much love for Dolly. ❤️

[Stephen Daisley @JournoStephen]

Imagine growing up in absolute dirt poverty in east Tennessee, daughter of a tobacco farmer, going to school wearing rags your mother stitched into a coat, and when you die the British royal family has its military band play your up-the-workers country-pop anthem in tribute.

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

“It was an honor to have traveled around the sun with you”

[Soda 🥤🫧 || 2BTR SPOILERS @ghoulsoda]

I DIDN’T MEAN TIM CURRY WHAT THE FUCK

[tommy @opulentdiva]

AND FUCK JOLENE

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

a big f**k you to 2026