miranda

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

"I like long romantic walks to the bar."

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

I love bonfire season

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

I really wish I wasn’t so socially awkward 😩

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

a year from today i’ll be a wife 💍👰🏼

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

friends with a pool, wya?

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

is there a refund for this being an adult thing or what? asking for a friend..

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

why did it take me so long to start watching ozark?

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

social distancing tip: wear a pair of scrubs to the store and no one will come remotely close to you

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

nothing better than a clean house and a lit candle 😌

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

@jgrundler84 @20ChrisJackson wow real cool guys 🙄

[Netflix @netflix]

The Holiday Armadillo has granted your wish: “Friends” will still be there for you in the US throughout 2019

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

at work like

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

I didn’t get brody an easter basket. i’m the worst dog mom ever 😭

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

“be the bitch they talking about, not the miserable bitch doing the talking”

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

I was born in the wrong generation

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

nothing worse than talking to someone with bad breath

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

the more I talk to people, the more I like dogs

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

being ignored is awesome 🙃

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

just drank a bottle of wine and ruined my diet 😅

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

*as i’m trying to grow my hair out*
someone asks “did you chop your hair?” me: no....

[miranda @_mirandacourt]

nobody likes you when you’re twenty three