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good luck hippie drummer :)

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I'm gonna have sex with the declaration of independence

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it's happened my emotional support running shorts from high school have officially ripped

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I never knew that apologies could be so horny

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shout out to Sabrina carpenter for teaching everyone the correct pronunciation of "espresso"

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shocking how few atlanta drivers know what a zipper merge is. the concept of mutual benefit does not exist on the roads there

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the cure to all ailments is having a little drink and shaking ass with the girlies

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my hottest take is that if you are continually spending tens of thousands of dollars to keep your pet alive, it's time to let them go

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bled through five ultra plus tampons today but my cousin posted a video of her belly MOVING AROUND bc the kid is kicking so things aren't so bad I guess

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obligatory psa to everyone and anyone on Twitter dot com that cycle tracking does not!! work!! as a birth control method!! 🥰 told this to a friend but they didn't listen and got pregnant literally a week later 🥰🥰🥰

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if by "shopping like a billionaire" Temu means exploiting inhumane working conditions and unsustainable production methods then yeah I guess you are like a billionaire

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honestly with recent events I truly believe taylor swift is fucking evil. threatening legal action against a literal kid that just analyzes public info. i think she's a perfect example of why white feminism is so dangerous

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and he ordered a Cortado but is looking at a 16 oz iced mocha

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I have this exact conversation 10 times a day:
me (calling out a coffee order): "Allison"
customer: "is this for me?"
me: "what's your name?"
customer: "Jeff"

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brb yall I gotta heal my femininity

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It’s time to post this yet again

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@ActAppalledxx he changes it up he ordered a green tea last time... which is a bummer bc our green tea is not that good

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anyways said Joe keery is now a regular at my coffee shop and I am being totally normal about this

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publix sandwich makers are always rude as fuck for no reason but I refuse to stop going

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someone: some things are different than they used to be
me: oh my God this is the rapture isn't it. this is the end of times

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first red tattoo and I'm obsessed