elise schnebly

vegetarian who hates salad

[elise schnebly @_misselisemarie]

she had 50 touch tune credits and a dream

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Me omw to the couch to watch 6 hours of straight reality tv

[Cuntney Kardashian @cuntneykardash]

This was cunt. Left those clowns gagged with their jaws on the floor

[elise schnebly @_misselisemarie]

was the D really fire ???

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Gypsy Rose Blanchard announces separation from husband Ryan Anderson.

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

woahhhh

[helena riley @freshhel]

I wonder if kylies italian greyhounds look at Timothy and assume he’s their biological father

[trish @ultragloss]

hot summer nights mid july when you and i were forever wild

[elise schnebly @_misselisemarie]

anyone else scared they accidentally committed tax fraud? no? just me? ok.

[elise schnebly @_misselisemarie]

life is ab finding people whos weird matches your weird and i’m so lucky to have found my weirdos 🫶🏻

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

i wanna go to jury duty so bad i wanna be in somebody’s business imagine getting selected for Mandatory Nosy Day with like 9 other people

[Kristin Merrilees @kristnmerrilees]

when you get sent tiktoks to watch it’s like friend homework

[elise schnebly @_misselisemarie]

pete, if you need a shoulder to cry on im here 🫶🏻

[juulie albright ♡ (she/her) @juuliealbright]

the person who let me pass my drivers test deserves jail time for endangering the public

[elise schnebly @_misselisemarie]

“your ex looked like a fart”

[☯️🖤goth mcstuffins 🤍☯️ (she/her) @washedupseahag]

me sitting in the theater waiting for the batman to start

[elise schnebly @_misselisemarie]

nothing makes me feel older than being addressed as “ma’am.” excuse me while i order some more retinol serum.

[helena riley @freshhel]

Being a little stupid is soooo stressful when the airport is involved

[elise schnebly @_misselisemarie]

home is where the cheap drinks are <3