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Sarcastic people unite, & don't forget to chive on.

[Em @_missemi]

I had a dream last night that I got an asscrack tattooed on my left buttcheek

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@SaintEdropay Oo, enlighten me!

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*tap tap tap* is this thing on?.... I'm baaaackkkkkkk

[Em @_missemi]

You were red. You liked me 'cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky, and you decided purple just wasn't for you 💜

[Lights @lights]

I hope the word "lady-like" falls out of existence.

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@DV8MichaelKCCO I'll shove a few people, or more, in your honor ❤

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#RockOnTheRange 🎶🙌 9 hours down on the road, 3 to go. SO PUMPED, and insanely tired

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So, I haven't been tweeting... at all lately. but I finally have something to tweet about

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@canrugger uh, fuck yeah we do! *virtual hugs*

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@canrugger kindred spirits 👻

[Em @_missemi]

hopeless, heartless, helpless.

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@hashtagsutton @adanooope @high5chive it's already been a year since????? I want to cry into a burrito

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@hashtagsutton @adanooope @high5chive OH MY. You have no idea what I would give to be with you all in that chipotle.

[Em @_missemi]

@oliharding thank you, thank you so much!

[Em @_missemi]

@barret1046 thank you, friend! ⭐

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@charissajac lurveeeee yewwww ⭐

[Em @_missemi]

@cymagnum it most certainly is! Thank you!

[Em @_missemi]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY I CAN CRY IF I WANT TO

[Em @_missemi]

@SteveTheAverage well, my most regretted tattoo's aren't on as interesting of places. haha