miss magius (the albatross) 🍉

autistic | 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 ✡︎ ☭ | i want auroras and sad prose | the alcott+renegade+carolina stan | THE ERAS TOUR MADRID N1

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Basically i love how every study shows that students do better with less homework and workers perform better with more vacation days and shorter shifts, yet we do the exact opposite because of outdated, guilt-driven “work is suffering” values and toxic hustle culture.

[miss magius (the albatross) 🍉 @_MissMagius]

@soffipy cógelas por si acaso que de un día para otro se pone a llover y cae granizo, en esos días la noche refresca un poco (tengo ahora mismo a dos amigas en casa con sudadera)

[kat @yslnadi]

me trying to fix my sleep schedule but the world is so nice and quiet from 12-5am

[Erin Ekins (she/her) @QueerlyAutistic]

"Ha, what do you mean you find [x] difficult and/or have meltdowns, how do you people hold down jobs/survive!? 🤣"

Well, you see, autistic and ADHD people actually have incredibly low levels of employment and incredibly high levels of early death (particularly suicide).

[mohgoose @moh_in_law]

I think it's very funny to think people w/ ADHD are simply unaware that they'll be disliked bc of their symptoms. We get fired, dumped, suspended, expelled for our symptoms, and you think we're unaware we also lose friendships over it?

[Léaccoon 🫪 @inkedcountess]

Ça commence à me tendre qu'on annule tous les évènements à cause de la canicule mais pour nous envoyer travailler sous 40°C là bizarrement y a pas de problème

[miss magius (the albatross) 🍉 @_MissMagius]

en resumen: los días en que la sociedad no me apalea con el peso de estar al minuto en los sitios, espero que las personas cercanas a mí no lo hagan (porque si no reviento)

[miss magius (the albatross) 🍉 @_MissMagius]

que sí, que lo hacemos solo por joderos a vosotros porque sois el centro del universo y nunca perdemos citas médicas, reuniones de trabajo, entrevistas, vuelos y cosas varias de la que depende nuestra vida

[Shay 🌈🌸✨ @ShayWoulahan]

If I told you that you had to be somewhere at 7am to collect a cheque for a £1 million and if you were even 1 minute late you wouldn’t get it, you’d be there, in fact you’d probably get there early. You just don’t respect other people’s time enough which is a character flaw.

[miss magius (the albatross) 🍉 @_MissMagius]

no es que por llegar a tiempo al trabajo te hayas convertido de repente en una persona puntual, es que estás siendo puntual A PESAR de tus limitaciones, lo que requiere una preparación diaria brutal

[miss magius (the albatross) 🍉 @_MissMagius]

algo sana dentro de mí cuando encuentro reels nigerianos de comedia hablando de que las fiestas empiezan 2 horas más tarde de lo previsto porque allí todo el mundo llega tarde y ES NORMAL Y NADIE SE ENFADA Y SIGUEN SIENDO AMIGOS

[lex @lexisoupertramp]

yall are getting so mad at bri for this but there are countless studies and articles and history books you could read that very clearly discuss punctuality as a primarily western value that half the world doesn’t see as some vital pillar of friendship and morality! it’s cultural!

[goma @soigomaa]

there are people who write more honestly in a language they learned later in life than in the one they grew up speaking. and that sounds strange until you realize that your first language absorbed every rule your culture ever had about what's appropriate to say out loud, what feelings are acceptable to name, how much honesty is too much honesty at a dinner table. and sometimes a second language arrives with none of that-it's just words. clean ones. and in those clean words some peoplefinally say the
-thing they were never given permission to say in the language that raised them. that's what language actually does before it's had time to learn your family's rules.

[Lea @funnysexygirl67]

Being autistic is getting drunk and realizing all it does is allow you to socialize like neurotypical people do when they’re sober

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

やばっ！フランス版 BACKROOMS じゃん。名前は CHATELET-LES HALLES。

[miri🐘 @elefantite]

no os parece super esquizo el plural d cortesia en la academia??? en plan este tfg lo hemos hecho yo y las vocee

[Libriscent @libriscent]

If Taylor Swift can do it with a broken heart, I can do it with crippling depression.

[fuck @sorrymoom]

La romantización de la "salud mental" en redes nos está vendiendo la idea de que sanar es tomar café en tazas lindas y escribir en un diario, cuando en realidad "sanar" es un proceso asqueroso, violento, solitario dónde eres tú peleando con tu mente

[Orbit ♪ BLM @OrbitPlusPlus]

why is gengar lowkey the kuromi of straight men