melissa nieto

my whole life is a giant mess and I love it - Andy Dwyer

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

@TiffaniAlyse Mad duck on Herndon and willow. Gettin that tip money 🤑

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

When people you know see you at your second job, and you’re like hi…i’m just trying to keep up with this expensive life, what would you like to drink ? 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

@ShotgunManny Hahaaaaa! Always and forever beezys! 08 for lyfe.

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

@moeypotpiee @figs At this point I can’t even go to the store after work in scrubs everyone looks at me like I’m the devil 🙄
PSA: if I was contaminated I wouldn’t be at the store. I’m just trying to get tequila people 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

@ShotgunManny Haha sorry I’m advance. I just had to give you shit for your week by week tweets about other losing teams 😝

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

@ShotgunManny Hey-um why are the cowboy fans are quiet now? Hahahahahahahah 😂😝

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

5 Days of #SFGHoliday Cheer, Day 1️⃣: RETWEET TO WIN a Yaz jersey + an autographed baseball.

Rules: https://t.co/Y8i7B7N14w

@Fanatics x #SFGiants

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

@SFGiants Nieto #2

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

Go watch No Pain with @chrisdelia NOW. It RIPS! #nopain

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

I opened a bottle of wine an hour ago. If I pour one more glass...I’ve killed the bottle. I also work at 7:30a tomorrow. Better question is- Am i too far in?Is it safe to finish the bottle? I’m asking for a friend 🤷🏻‍♀️

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

“I’m not made of money....I spend all the money I make!” #reallife

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

“Just pour it, she’ll drink it. My kind of woman” 😏 you’re welcome gentlemen.

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

Meet @TheTimMcGraw in Nashville at the 2019 @NFL Draft! Enter for a chance to win. #ThoughtAboutYou #TMDraftDaySweepstakes #TMDraftDaySweepstakes https://t.co/QdFxzz1uFB

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

Would it be sad if I went to @jtimberlake Man of the Woods concert tomorrow Han Solo? I’m asking for a friend. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #onewomanpack

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

When you ask for Tabasco sauce and they bring you the green kind.

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

@chrisdelia watching episode 87 and I love the vulnerability you expressed to the babies! It’s nice to see you’re not just a comedian, but a human who can connect to everyone’s everyday struggle. Keep your head high! 🙌🏼

[Nicole Vogelsong @nicolevogelsong]

🙄😍❤️😂

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

“She doesn’t like to drink alone she gets crying” 😂

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

Who wants to move to Michigan with me? Or New York? Let’s just find somewhere fun on the East coast ✌🏼🖤

[melissa nieto @_missmelis]

Don’t be offended if I ever just flip you off. It’s a sign of endearment 😉