everything about corporate is so fucking fake and weird. why do we have our own language? why are we circling back, touching base, aligning on deliverables and taking things offline? why canโt i call you a fucking bitch if youโre being a fucking bitch? why is everything urgent?
Dear bra companies, I am BEGGING you to stop making bras with removable pads. ๐ญ Nobody wants to spend 10 minutes trying to shove a folded-up triangle back into a tiny hole after laundry day. WE ARE TIRED.