Cooters on Scooters

a talking dog scientist with the voice of Dolph Lundgren

[Cooters on Scooters @_mister_jonze]

Anyone in need of a new car:
give these guys a shot.
https://t.co/x2yLBgJcFa

[Cooters on Scooters @_mister_jonze]

@itswhyatt @AestheticGamer1 Thought you were getting blueballed. Turns out Capcom was just edging you. 💦

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@WarhorseStudios The lockpicking mini game once again makes me want to put a gun in my mouth

[Cooters on Scooters @_mister_jonze]

@HuntsmanNichole @Grimezsz Putting the trust and responsibility of our children’s safety on AI instead of parents? Gen Alpha really is the new generation of ignored latchkey kids.

[Cooters on Scooters @_mister_jonze]

@VanWinkle2112 @RichEisenShow @billburr @howiemandel @Billy @richeisen [tweets five times about it]
“Who gives a shit?”

[Cooters on Scooters @_mister_jonze]

@VanWinkle2112 @RichEisenShow @billburr @howiemandel @Billy @richeisen How brave of you to be offended and upset on Maher’s behalf. I’m sure he’s super appreciative of the moral stand you’ve taken. Maybe you’ll even become best friends after this.

[Cooters on Scooters @_mister_jonze]

@VanWinkle2112 @RichEisenShow @billburr @howiemandel @Billy @richeisen That’s because Maher is smarmy, pompous and out of touch with reality most of the time. Bill is one of the few comedians who call him out on it and Maher respects him enough as a peer to take it.

[Cooters on Scooters @_mister_jonze]

@GregAbbott_TX Please god finish the job you started with the tree

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@BuccStone @GovKathyHochul @GovernorShapiro Bootlicker

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@ChumiiCham Holy tourist

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@wigger Extreme peace

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@timthetatman Jesus, Tim. You couldn’t find a shirt for this? 😂

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@PicturesFoIder

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@hookem @stoolpresidente Right like police are held accountable 😂

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@schizarella @nytimes are these really the kind of people you choose to intern for you? If so, you’ve completely lost all journalistic credibility.

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@nickmoore2012 @JackPosobiec

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@EluluEri @OzzyOsbourne @kanyewest Consider the following

[Cooters on Scooters @_mister_jonze]

@BobbertyTimms @Hyperloll4 @KeshavPatel_ @OzzyOsbourne @kanyewest Sabbath invented heavy metal. Until Ye pioneers a new genre, his legacy (while still massive) won’t be on par.

[Cooters on Scooters @_mister_jonze]

@EluluEri @OzzyOsbourne @kanyewest Oh, okay. You’re just dumb when it comes to music history.

Black Sabbath invented heavy metal. Until Ye pioneers a new genre, his legacy (while still massive) won’t be on par with Ozzy’s. Facts are facts.

[Cooters on Scooters @_mister_jonze]

@rdagless69 @RollingStone He wasn’t like this until his mother died. I think the grief broke him.

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@shooluk @algo_factory777 @brutalfightz Natural selection hard at work folks