professor blue

if you have a vagina, you're probably out of my league

[professor blue @_mitchdavis]

"Strongly against raising benefits..in line with prices" Know who you're voting for #election #mknorth #marklancaster

[imo @imogevans]

#tipsforyear7s don't post anything on Facebook until around year 9, you'll thank me later

[louisA @louisapopey_]

#tipsforyear7s make sure you run everywhere, no one finds that annoying at all

[professor blue @_mitchdavis]

#nextsale today, going to be good (I think)

[professor blue @_mitchdavis]

#Murray is on absolute fire right now

[professor blue @_mitchdavis]

Just jamming to sex on fire in my garden bc it's so loud from the bowl

[professor blue @_mitchdavis]

Bath so hot, mother fucker's gon' burn me

[Amir_N. @Amir_Nuri]

Gibbs is better than England's whole back four!

[professor blue @_mitchdavis]

The only time he was off the floor this game

[professor blue @_mitchdavis]

Wilshere to the rescue

[professor blue @_mitchdavis]

#PrisonForValencia

[professor blue @_mitchdavis]

Who doesn't want to be writing essays on the British constitution at 9 am?

[professor blue @_mitchdavis]

Love a bit of early morning revision

[professor blue @_mitchdavis]

New BBC three presenter is scary as fuck

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

[professor blue @_mitchdavis]

@Podolski10 is a fan favourite and is world-class week in, week out. A bit of first team action is what he deserves!

[professor blue @_mitchdavis]

'i love your imperfections' sorry but if you're calling them imperfections you don't love them, you've just accepted them #justmyopinion