mrs. murph

you can’t expect a demigod to beat a decapod.

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That’s my kid... #toddlersdontcare

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@BarstoolRia Yes it’s fucking terrible. But it’s exactly why I got married and had two kids ONLY so we could take up an entire row so I can avoid this. Ya know. Normal stuff.

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@papamurph59 #daddy

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@OhioMomoftwo @saltymamas YESSSSS 😂😂

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@ragyvo I had to listen to that 15 times before I realized wtf he was saying 😂

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@HilRayBayBay This shit is REAL!

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$279 for a car seat THAT IS A #ROBBERY gtfo if you actually think that’s a justifiable purchase.

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Update. @papamurph59 is more snackable. He just took the overtired 4 year old to bed.

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Watching #aquaman idk wtf is happening but Jason Momoa looks like a snack.

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@ChicksInTheOff I mean, I’m here for it 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@SarahO_Connell I showed this to my 4 year old and she was the most silent she’s been in all 4 years of her life.

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@papamurph59 gonna need this in a 32oz

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FRIDAY ENERGY water bottles now on sale😊 buy here: https://t.co/7gMK2lqEwU

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@ragyvo

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Buncha bad bitches takin up the weight racks. #girlpower

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Patiently waiting for one of these moderators to just say “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOURE OUT OF TIME!!!”

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@BarstoolRia

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Sir... respect my space please. Do your pull-ups elsewhere.

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My motivation is so low. I have to do the entire families packing for this weekend. Whilst taking care of the entire family. And cleaning the house so we don’t come back to filth.

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Also there’s a kid named zepplyn... how much you wanna bet she’s not vaccinated

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@BarstoolRia The 👏🏼 fucking 👏🏼 truth.

I had to go to summer school once and I was pumped cause I could bring a treat to school #scholar

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Watching #ChoppedJunior and this kid straight up just stuck parsley in random ass holes in his meal. Fucking served a 5th grade prehistoric diorama.