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[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I think work should end at 3pm everyday.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

If any of you pro lifers get tape worms you better suck it up and be a good host, because tape worms have a heartbeat and feel pain. It deserves a choice and it chose you to be its mother.

[JC🇵🇷 @CantH0LDMe]

Derek Jeter gave this city 5 championships and 3 in a row. Let’s take baby steps now

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[meghan @deloisivete]

I don't want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great, we should do this every week

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

miss you. (the money i spent)

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

when I have to keep removing headphones because someone keeps talking to me

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Donald Trump is what happens when nobody ever tells men to shut the fuck up

[• @yducknow]

9-5 workers as soon as it hits 6-7pm on sunday evening

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

see, i was in the trenches

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

“girl fuck you” is gender neutral

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Cam Schlittler now leads the American League with a 1.52 ERA this season

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Well, John, we thank you.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS.
PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS.
PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS.

[David @dqveed]

I cannot believe "stop killing kids" is a controversial thing to say.

[artú @umlannister]

Quando chego no trabalho e tem trabalho

[Brandon 🇩🇴🇵🇷 @BronxBombrs]

Praying for Giancarlo Stanton tbh