Just Me

Male, middle class and gluten-free.

[casey briggs @CaseyBriggs]

This is the error in Tasmania's supply bill that delayed passage and means the Premier is visiting the Governor after sunset.

That "28,862" should've been "26,862", a $2 million typo #politas

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

@ABCmediawatch Paul, there are another two concert prizes you didn't mention: John Mellencamp and Billy Joel.

Also, the promotions may have also included XLFM Jindabyne.

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

What no-one seems to have mentioned yet, is part 2 of the #Stage3 tax cuts "cunning plan": the LNP are firmly wedged in the Senate.

Vote against the tax cuts, and all you'll hear until the next election is how they opposed cost-of-living relief for low/medium wage earners

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

@AaronDodd But the important question is: will he get a statue?

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

Is it on?
#libspill

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

@strangerous10 ACT Election is October 2024 - which is before Tasmania.

Liberal vote may have hit the bottom in 2020, but they are highly unlikely to achieve a majority despite over 20 years of Labor Government.

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

@DavidPocock @tameimpala Keep it up. Maybe get some T shirt pointers from @toddsampsonOz

The more they attack you, the stronger you'll become.

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

For no reason in particular, I want to see @geraldinehickey on #TaskmasterAU series 2.

And Judith Lucy.

[Kristy0 @kristy0]

The C team cast idea for #taskmasterAU Season 2: @concettacaristo, @rhysnicholson, @zoecoombsmarr, @KarlChandler and @lukeheggie

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

@SquigglyRick The fact that there were "switches" installed in the system raises my curiosity. To me, it suggests there were - shall we say - concerns by the IT team about the legality of averaging and the switch was put in for the exact reason it was eventually used.
#RobodebtRC

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

@SteveMolk For real life?

Can you confirm a new season, and not just the rest of Season 3?

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

@TooheyMatthew Technically only *one* bare foot.

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

NSW: we'll give you the land for free
ACT: what's the catch?
NSW: you have to take Queanbeyan as well
ACT: no deal !

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

Swap it for Tuggeranong.

Win/win

[Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan]

News today is the ACT wants to buy this weird little bit of NSW and my message is they can take it from our cold dead hands

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

@blueypodcast Maybe you can convince him to do an episode so that you can apologise in person.

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

Except it DOESN'T

It *mentions* farting but doesn't actually show it.
#Bluey

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Episode of kid's show Bluey is BANNED by Disney+ because it shows cartoon dog FARTING https://t.co/06Rsu8Z6qW

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

Wow.
This is so triggering.

"I did it for you." "You'll thank me later".

Also (as said at the press conference) "you made me do it."

#scottythebully
https://t.co/J5tRjrxCJ7

[Samantha Maiden @samanthamaiden]

Just got an email from a voter who has called @ScottMorrisonMP office asking to schedule a time for the former prime minister to offer a personal apology to him as a Australian 🤪

[Captain Chaos @Captain_Chaos_X]

Morrison summarised: FIGJAM
That's it, that's the tweet
#auspol

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

@markhumphries FIGJAM #scotty

[Just Me @_mjlawrence_]

I'm all in favour of risk management and contingency planning.

So long as there is an actual plan. One that is discussed and known by the senior management (aka Cabinet).

Secretly taking over ministries is not such a plan.
#auspol #ScottyMinisterForEverything
#ScottyFiveJobs