Mason

opinions posted on this account are final and not open for negotiation

[Mason @_mle01]

Not an NCAA athlete but rest assured my DM’s are still open 💯‼️

[Mason @_mle01]

Not sure who decided to speak for all mankind when saying beggars can’t be choosers. Clearly they lacked the manipulation skills necessary to pull the ole beg AND chose off. You have something that I want, it’ll be mine and I’ll have you running to the store to get yourself one.

[Mason @_mle01]

@ShatzWilliam Don’t ask stupid questions, William.

[Mason @_mle01]

Body wash in hair, shampoo on body. Fossil fuels can fuck right off today. #Sustainability #activate

[Mason @_mle01]

@Womplord42069 @v00d00binks Well said Stickson

[Mason @_mle01]

Amazed at the amount of unemployed college girls that have LinkedIn Premium. It’s $70/month solely to see who views your profile. Affluent Dads with daughters need to do better! They probably don’t even know they’re paying for it and you just made your daughter assume I’m a creep

[Mason @_mle01]

Wholeheartedly convinced that having a jeep grand Cherokee with black wheels and New Jersey plates, either boosts your chances of getting into to UofR or is just a down right requirement to apply

[Mason @_mle01]

@lord_the_win An uncooked onion is beyond the realm of possibility for my palate at this point. A cooked onion, on the other hand, is indeed negotiable these days (not preferred but negotiable indeed)

[Mason @_mle01]

Regular #8 on rosemary parm. Mikes way but no onions and a little bit of pepper relish. “Do you want the mayo and bacon?” He asks. I stare right through him in utter disbelief of such a ridiculous question. He proceeds with the mayo and bacon. Art in the purest of forms. #jmikes

[Mason @_mle01]

My days now consist of eating lots of fiber before bed to let the ole fart compartment properly brew for the start of the day to come. Nothing like waking up and letting a 4 seconder rip with ease. Really gets the day going. I don’t give my life secrets out often so #takenotes

[Mason @_mle01]

#NewProfilePic

[Mason @_mle01]

Covid, a grisly time for most, but for caucasian dads in their 50’s not so much. They saw through the bullshit from the beginning and took the opportunity to capitalize on two things: growing the shitty beard they always talked about and and getting back out on the golf coarse.

[Mason @_mle01]

@Coach_W_ Must not agree enough to throw me a like coach. Disrespectful

[Mason @_mle01]

I am not the least bit ashamed to report to my following that I am now officially a latte drinker. More specifically, an iced vanilla latte. I know what you’re thinking… something along the lines of this guy is soft or he must not be cut out for the real world. Don’t care. Gas.

[Mason @_mle01]

I’m under firm belief that 5g is a complete scam. I think they just renamed LTE and now LTE is the old 3g. Big phone companies don’t want you to know this but don’t be fooled. #DEBUNKED #5GisBOGUS

[Mason @_mle01]

Just drove halfway down to Wrightsville Beach and realized there was no Buc-ees on the way. I had to immediately pull over in the emergency lane and look up the closest one. I’m now in Kentucky but hey, it’s Buc-ees man. Will be updating on Snapchat, rest assured.

[Mason @_mle01]

@balloon_23 Greg FTW

[Mason @_mle01]

Jus cuz we ain post photos of gunz n money don’t mean we broke n u won get shot

[Mason @_mle01]

@balloon_23 No respect for my dawg Greg?

[Mason @_mle01]

@superchillhype I normally just bring up something that will ruin their life that happened like 8 years ago. Complete 180, you now own this conversation.

[Mason @_mle01]

I’ve taken 12 years of Spanish up to date and when asked “¿Como Estas?” today in class I thought for a brief second and then decided to fake an extreme coughing attack to avoid answering the single easiest question in the Spanish language. Answer was Mal. Yo soy Mal, amigo.