Michael

If you need me you know where to find me

[R34 @ushouldfwr34]

Ain’t no hoes in my messages just a bunch of verification codes

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

Nasty Nigga really ordered Hot Chocolate & Fish in the morning

[bre @bbreenicole]

ngl women that overly hate men are so annoying

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Messi today

[d. @_312DARIUS]

If you a man you know exactly what stage he’s in

[flex @lowkflex]

Them calling ugly women GRENADES is still some of the funniest shit I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

RIP Kyle Busch man everybody knew at least one person with one of these

[FOX: NASCAR @NASCARONFOX]

Two-time NASCAR Cup Series champion Kyle Busch has passed away at age 41.

[Michael @_mloadinggg]

🌽🌽🌽

[OKC THUNDER @okcthunder]

Don't hurt 'em, JMac 😮‍💨

[𝔽𝕖𝕣𝕘𝕪 ⚡️ @Fergycookedd]

At the end of the day Jared McCain is a Phaggot

[َََ @lakeshows]

try 1 month without luka

[Rea💕 @ellaaaaaarrr]

Gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people.

[naiive @naiivememe]

The girl who rejected you 5 times and wishes you could find someone better than her when you finally find a girl better than her.

[Luda🥀 @Ludathygoat]

Car sex be funny as hell… you clapping shawty and her head smacking the door💀😭

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

Her: You’re the only guy I talk to

Me:

[Kat @KatAUversion]

Real lovers go to baseball games together and hold hands

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

“if you don’t treat me right, another man will”

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

There has never been a bigger downgrade.

[naiive @naiivememe]

"You are the first guy I bring home"

Her dog:

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

pendejas for Trump