Mark Lockwood

Research VP at Gartner. I was social distancing before it was cool

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

@TpTroubadours Please come back to Indy. Or Louisville. Or Cincinnati. Or Nashville IN. Columbus. Dayton? But really, Indianapolis area. Please.

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

@richarddeitsch so far, commercials every few minutes this week on RedZone. So much for “2-3 a Sunday”. If they need more of my money they should tell me, not sell out the service. Infuriating.

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

@dmurff5 Long time co-worker of Darrell (who wouldn't let me call him Darrell). Congrats to both of you! Murff still with those stupid perfect teeth too. Tell him I miss him!

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

@ESPNFANSUPPORT Hi - I'm LM of 1175928. The original LM died mid season last year. Now trying to revoke his LM access and replace him with a new team mgr. However, options to remove him aren't there, and the checkbox for LM is checked and greyed out. How do I proceed?

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

When did @SouthwestAir become the airline of “the crew hasn’t arrived yet”? Every flight.

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

@GainbridgeFH is keeping it super toasty tonight

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

@YouTubeTV Please get Siciliano. Please get Siciliano. Please get Siciliano.

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

@Indy_Symphony Tomorrow night's Yuletide will happen, weather white-out or not?

[Gatekept Co @GatekeptCo]

I’m in an emotionally abusive relationship with the Denver Broncos

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

When @LinkedIn really, really, really wants you to follow your high school classmate's concrete company...

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

(watching YouTube tutorial)
2:50 in: Oh, I understand, I've got it.
(five minutes later, returning to same video)
4:17 in: Aha, that's what I was missing.
(seventeen minutes later, returning to video)
5:51 in: Of course. I get it now.
(repeat until 25 minute video is over)

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

Just realized the password to my Amazon account is the same one I made up to use on BBSes in the 80s.

Successfully changed now. Having a very productive Friday.

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

@ChrisAchzet Saw him last night and couldn't take my eyes off those mic stands. Like, custom-custom? Non-adjustable? I assume a massive base? Have any full pics?

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

@F1 Not sure you understand what the word "countless" means

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

"There are no analyst emergencies." Tired of being on call? Want to put your monitoring and observability skills to use influencing the entire industry? Come work for Gartner - and my team. https://t.co/cDV5LUygg0

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

@SennheiserUSA XSW IEM owner with issues. Your "live chat" always says there are no agents available. Always. Refers me to a webpage with no obvious way to actually contact support. Please help.

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

@CroftyF1 Holy anglophile, David. You need to get this fixed before 2026. https://t.co/WrPxrdktsC

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

I'm hiring a monitoring and observability/SRE technical professional to join us at Gartner. You will advise thousands of our clients and dozens of vendors - and you get to work with ME! I mean... c'mon. Win-win.

https://t.co/cDV5LUygg0

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

@JensonButton @NicholasLatifi @williamsf1 More all-dark colored cars that will be indistinguishable except on bright sunny days, hooray

[Mark Lockwood @_mlockwood]

Eli wins the internet.

[Elias Khnaser @ekhnaser]

On-Premise vs On-Premises! this is getting embarrassing! just because we are in IT does not justify that we use the English language incorrectly and this goes to marketing, sales, tech pros, CEOs on stage (how so very embarrassing) and anyone else that uses this meaningless term.